Tom Hanks is going to win his third Oscar because he is playing a role which is the complete opposite of who he is. Mr. Nice Guy is going to play a grumpy old man in A Man Called Otto.
I can’t wait to see this side of him. Because whenever nice people try to be mean, it always makes them nicer. Not that I would know anything about that because I am always mean and taunt kids!
— Bally Sports Cleveland (@BallySportsCLE) April 15, 2022
Tom Hanks switched up his volleyball for a baseball on Friday. However, he didn’t want his old friend Wilson to get jealous. Therefore, he brought him along as he threw out the first pitch at the Cleveland Guardians game.
Now, having said that, you would think Wilson would be OK with everything. He wasn’t. Therefore, he upstaged the Oscar winner with a performance even Forrest Gump couldn’t compete with.
I bet Hanks wishes he left that castaway on the island and didn’t bring him on the mound with him,
Colin Hanks has gotten into the handkerchief business, and he came up with a name that is perfect for him. It is Hanks Kerchiefs. Get it? He got his dad’s sense of humor, and I am sure Tom Hanks is proud of his son. Especially when you see how nice the handkerchiefs are.
When Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, James Corder, or Jennifer Lopez read a Mean Tweet on Jimmy Kimmel Live, you can understand why the person wrote it. However, I cannot understand why someone would write a mean one about Ted Danson, Henry Winkler, or Tom Hanks. Well, technically, no one wrote a mean one about Hanks, but still.
Anyways, all three of these guys have a reputation for being nice. So, I was shocked when Winkler said: “F*ck you” like The Fonz to the author of “Henry Winkler is going to catch these hands. Shark jumping ass bitch. F*ck you, Fonzie.” I didn’t think he knew how to curse someone out. I don’t know if I should be sad or turned on. I am going with the latter because I like when nice guys are naughty.
However, my favorite Tweet in this segment is the one where a person wrote, “Shaq’s penis is Kevin Hart.” And now my sex drive went cold, picturing that. I am sure they are both around the same size.
Tom Hanks has gone through many transformations throughout his career. He gained weight for A League of Their Own, he lost a lot for Philadelphia, and now he got a “horrible” haircut to play Colonel Tom Parker in Baz Luhrmann’s movie about Elvis Presley.
The actor debuted the nearly bald look on The Graham Norton Show, and he tried to hide it by having his head above the computer’s camera’s angle. Eventually, he gave us a quick glimpse. The Oscar winner is correct; it is “horrible.” Hopefully, it will grow back. Although, we will love him with or without hair.
Now, the question is, will the Academy love him enough to give him his third Oscar because of it. We will find out whenever that film comes out.
