Before Joy Behar was flying first class, thanks to The View, she was flying on the wing on It’s Garry Shandling Show. How funny was the 46-year-old in that 1989 episode?
Joy Behar cheated on The View and appeared on Sherri Shepherd’s daytime talk show. And boy, I am glad that she did.
The two ladies were talking about their old boss, Barbara Walters, and Sherri shared a story that will make you want to high-five the late news legend.
Many years ago when Sherri was working on The View, she heard from Paul Mooney that he walked in on Walters having sex with Richard Pryor. Sherri was so shocked by the story that she told Behar about it. And Sherri told Behar not to tell anyone.
Well, Behar didn’t listen. The next day, Behar asked Walters if she had sex with Pryor. And the Walters said, “Who told you that?”
And that sounds like confirmation to me.
That was not the only time Walters was Bustin’ Loose with a Brother. Because Behar revealed that Walter liked her men like she liked chocolate, dark.
And that just makes me like her even more! Go, Barbara!
Today on The View, the woman spent the Hot Topics getting hot, as in hot down there. Actually, they were talking about do you have to tell your lover how many sexual partners you have had. Then, Joy Behar said I don’t need a lot of partners. I just need one who can find her G-spot.
And then the conversation went on in a different direction.
Later on in the show, Nick Offerman came out as a guest. After he sat down, Whoopi Goldberg asked him how Megan Mullally is, and then she added that his wife is fabulous. Offerman responded with, “I must have one hell of a personality.” But he wasn’t done. He grabbed a piece of paper and pen, said in his deadpan way, “Actually, it’s all about finding the G-spot,” and drew a photo.
Everyone was laughing, including Behar. However, she ripped up his drawing, which Sarah Haines declared that she knows his wife so much better after the picture that he drew.
Then, Whoopi tried to go on, but she was still laughing uncontrollably. But she did manage to say, “You know why she is smiling now.”
And with that, Joy used to be a comedian. And Offerman still is one! Instead of a mic being dropped, a vibrator hit the floor in his honor.
Yesterday on The View, the hosts discussed the new Max series Naked Attraction. It is a dating show unlike anything we have seen in The States before. That is because the contestants are standing there naked behind a screen that slowly rises up, revealing everything. And I do mean everything.
Well, Whoopi Goldberg made a joke calling it Naked & Well Hung, but she was outdone by Sarah Haines and Alyssa Farah Griffin.
Haines entered the conversation with, “There are [body] parts that are beautiful. A penis is not one of them.” It wasn’t what she said. It was that she tried to demonstrate what one looked like.
While she doesn’t think penises are attractive, Sunny Hostin, who binged all eight episodes on Sunday, said, “There were some pretty penises in that show.”
Haines followed up and asked the audience if they think penises are pretty. That is when Whoopi gave her the bell.
But the discussion wasn’t done. Then Griffin said no one looks good naked, just standing there as the screen slowly pans up. And that is when Whoopi rang the bell again because she knew this daytime show was about to go into nighttime territory.
So, Whoopi turned to the director and said, “I just want to say, ‘You were worried about me?'” Yes, we were. And could you imagine if Joy Behar was there? Oy!
I am also worried about Hostin. She spent eight hours watching Naked Attraction with her husband and came into work the next day looking all pissed off. It is like they didn’t go to the Max or cliMaxed after watching it.
That is something I would’ve done with the guy I am seeing. And he has a pretty penis. Not that you asked!
Things got interesting on The View this morning. The panel was talking about Senator Mitt Romney announcing that he will not seek reelection in 2024. But then things took a strange turn.
Whoopi Goldberg finished her thought, looked over at Alyssa Farah Griffin, and asked her, “Are you pregnant?”
Griffin, horrified and shocked by the question, nervously said, “No. OMG!” Then she added, “You can’t say that when my mother-in-law is here who is dying for me to get pregnant.”
Griffin then asked Goldberg if she looked like she was expecting, and she told her, “I just got a vibe.”
Griffin shared with her co-hosts that she and her husband, Justin Griffin, are open to having a baby, but they are not pregnant as of now.
At least she doesn’t think that she is. So she said she will take a test when she gets home. Who knows? She might come in tomorrow (or Monday if they didn’t pre-tape) with some big news. And I am not talking about the news they discuss during Hot Topics.
Back to Goldberg. She profusely apologized to Griffin for asking her.
