The Rock thought he would surprise his daughter by singing his own version of Here Comes Santa Claus and the two-year-old was not having it. Jasmine was busy painting so when her dad tried singing to her, she shut him out. Literally, because she shut the door on him.
Poor DJ. But how can you be mad at her because look at how cute she is with that pacifier in her mouth. Not only that, she inherited her dad’s humor. In other words, he is so screwed because it is only going to get worse the older she gets. Ha ha!
LADBible wanted to do something different with their interview with The Rock and Kevin Hart, so they asked the Jumaji stars to wrap each other up with wrapping paper. One of the actors stood there as the other one wrapped them up, and they spent the whole time going off on each other. When they were done, they were set free. To be honest, I am surprised that Hart cut DJ out his gift because I expected one of them walk away leaving their friend to stand there as a Dick-In-A-Tree! And I also wonder how Hart was able to get the paper up so high on DJ without using a ladder. You know, since Dwayne Johnson is so much taller then the comedian.
If you cannot get enough of these two, then go out and see them in Jumanji today. It is finally out in theaters.
For weeks, we have been hearing how Nick Jonas and Jack Black wrote a theme song for their movie Jumanji also starring The Rock, Karen Gillan and Kevin Hart. Today, they released the music video for it and well, I do not know what to say about it. So I will just go with what DJ posted on Instagram:
When @jackblack and @nickjonas told us that they wrote the theme song for #JUMANJI and even shot a music video… I thought ‘this is gonna be some Grammy-type sh!t’. Turns out it was the other kind of sh!t 💩. But honestly, as producer of the movie…. I kinda liked it. I mean I’m not gonna pull our @gunsnroses Welcome to the Jungle theme song, but this song ain’t complete dog sh!t either.”
OK, maybe I will go with what Gillan and Kart said because that is some elephant-size 💩 that is better serving as a theme song for Pitfall, the game that Black did a commercial for in the ’80s. And yet, like DJ, I kind of liked it too.
When it comes to how Jonas feels about this tune, he Tweeted, “I would certainly put this in some of my finest songwriting work. #proud #jumanji #iwritesongsitswhatido.” Considering how bad the Jonas Brothers songs are, he might be spot on. But is that really saying anything?
What did you think of Jumanji: Jumanji? Do you think they should stick with Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle? Are you going to see the movie when it comes out on Wednesday?
The Rock and Jack Black were on The Late Late Show with Bryan Cranston (since James Corden is off enjoying his newborn daughter) and the fill-in host wanted to know about their first kisses. Before you think that the Breaking Bad star is living out his Roy Moore fantasies, he was asking because there is a supposedly scene in Jumaji with a first kiss.
DJ, of course, started young, like in second grade young. He described it as, “Went to the bathroom, got in the hallway, we had a little kiss go down, and I just remember she was a little aggressive…for my taste.” She might have been around 8 years old, but she knew she was going to be kissing People’s future Sexiest Man Alive, so can you blame her?
When it comes to Jack Black, his did not go as well. He went to French her and she locked her lips to tell him no way in hell that is ever going to happen. To this day, that first still haunts him. Little did that girl know what she turned down. A sweet compassionate man who would make her laugh all the time.
There have been rumors that Dwayne Johnson wants to run for President in 2020, so Ellen DeGeneres asked him if he was serious about it. DJ told her, “I am seriously considering it, yes!” And with that he has my vote.
He is the only person who could overturn all the destruction that Trump has done because light shines through all the darkness. His heart his yuge as compared to the current president who does not have one. Plus, everyone in Congress and Senate will be afraid of him because he is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Would you vote for him?
When it comes to Kevin Hart, he can be the Omarosa of DJ’s administration.
