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Tenacious D wants you to poop 
June 10th, 2022 under Jack Black. [ Comments: none ]

Do you know how most male celebrities team up with alcohol companies as a side hustle? Well, Jack Black and Kyle Gass are not like most male celebrities.

Tenacious D worked with NuGo to create the perfect chocolate peanut butter fiber bar that you will make you say YaGo. First, you will have Gass, and then something Back will come out of your ass! I am all Jacked up with the puns.

Since they are all so bad, I will stop and tell you you can get a box of 16 bars for just $40. Just think, every time you sit on the toilet to go #2, you will think of your #1 favorite band, Tenacious D, because they helped you get there. And hopefully, you don’t eat too many Tenacious D’lish bars at the same time, or you will have Tenacious Diarrhea.

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May the Fourth be with Jack Black
May 4th, 2021 under Jack Black, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

Jack Black is cheating on his Marvel buddies to represent another Disney entity. This time around, he is celebrating Star Wars Day with lightsabers and three versions of himself. I don’t know what is going on here, but the force is strong with him.

Is it just me, or is Jack Black like Baby Yoda grown up? So cute, you cannot help but to want one.

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Jack Black’s powerful way to convince people to get the shot
April 24th, 2021 under Jack Black. [ Comments: none ]

Even though everyone over 16 in America can get the shot, there are still a lot of people who won’t do it.

Jack Black wants people to get it, so he came up with a super way to get his message across. Once the COVID-19 vaccine is flowing throughout his body, he turns into almost all of the Marvel Universe Superheroes. I am assuming he got Moderna. That’s because when I got Pfizer, I became Wonder Woman and the other female heroes from the DC Universe.

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Jack Black hulks out
March 22nd, 2021 under Jack Black. [ Comments: none ]

Jack Black likes to dress up as Superheroes, and his latest one is a smash. As in, Hulk smash.

It is so good; I don’t know why he hasn’t played one of the masked crusaders in the Marvel or DC Universes. He would be great, plus you would not have to use CGI to create the effects because he is animated enough without all that computer imaging.

If you could pick one member of the Justice League or The Avengers for him to play, which one would it be? I am leaning towards Hulk. Mark Ruffalo, it is time for someone to take your sunshine away.

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Dancing Jack Black is back
December 30th, 2020 under Jack Black. [ Comments: 2 ]


Jack Black has been in a lot of movies, but he has never been in a Marvel one. I guess he wants to be Iron Man because he put on the mask and danced to Black Sabbath’s song that is called that.

Why can’t he be one of their superheroes? He can be Dancing Man. He turns villains into good guys with his dancing moves. They get hypnotized by his belly movement and do whatever he wants. I would watch that over any Avengers film any day of the week.

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