Jack Black and Paul Rudd have come together to make a movie about making a movie like the movie Anaconda, only to find out the fictional movie was real.
And it comes out on Christmas. So two Jews are giving the Jews of the world a movie to go to the theaters to see on December 25th to celebrate half of Jewish Christmas.
Instead of wanting to go eat Chinese food afterwards, they will be craving sushi because of all of the fish they will see in the big snake movie.
For the first time in my life, I am sad I was adopted by non-Jews to celebrate their holiday with them. I would rather go to the theater to see Anaconda, eat sushi, and then come home to watch Stranger Things Season 5, Volume 2. But instead, I have to go open presents and eat lots of yummy food. Bah humbug.
Before Jack Black was a teacher in the School of Rock, he was a high school bully in Still the Beaver. How cute was the 15-year-old in that 1985 episode?
When I heard that Jack Paul and Paul Rudd were rebooting Anaconda, I ignored it because I am not a fan of the original movie.
But today, when the trailer was dropped, I decided to watch it. I can’t wait to see this movie because it was what Horedies are supposed to do, and that is not take themselves seriously.
Doug (Jack Black) and Griff (Paul Rudd) have been best friends since they were kids, and have always dreamed of remaking their all-time favorite movie: the cinematic “classic” Anaconda. When a midlife crisis pushes them to finally go for it, they head deep into the Amazon to start filming. But things get real when an actual giant anaconda appears, turning their comically chaotic movie set into a deadly situation. The movie they’re dying to make? It might just get them killed……
This is going to be a great Jewish Christmas because Jews can go see Jews on Christmas in a movie, and then get some chicken! Because snakes taste like chicken.
Jack Black is huge on talent and personality, but he is short when it comes to music. The actor can claim that he has the shortest song to ever enter Billboard’s Hot 100 since the charts launched Aug. 4, 1958.
Black’s song Steve’s Lava Chicken from The Minecraft Movie clocks in at just 34 seconds. And yet people are downloading it like it is a Chicken Jockey!
On that note, between Chicken Jockey and Steve’s Lava Chicken, are Black and Jason Momoa the real stars of the film, or does that title belong to the chickens?
Don’t chicken out on your answer! It belongs to the feathered one, and I am not referring to Momoa’s hair!
For those of you who are wondering what song Black took down? That single is Kid Cudi’s Beautiful Trip is 3 seconds longer.
Jack Black was a guest on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon yesterday, and he made one of the most memorable entrances in the show’s history.
It started out with him doing a guitar solo to Guns N’ Roses Sweet Child O’ Mine through the audience, and then jamming with The Roots.
Finally, the song was ending, so he walked towards Fallon. As he was climbing up the final step, his pants fell down to his knees, exposing his plaid boxers.
He hugged the host, picked up his jeans, did a little dance for the audience, and sat down.
Fallon said to the actor, “You bring the heat. You bring the energy.” Black told him, “I didn’t bring a belt!”
That he did not! But he brought a lot of joy because of that.
