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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge share their family Christmas card! |
| December 17th, 2020 under British Royals, Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]
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Prince William and Kate Middleton shared this Christmas Card photo with their three children Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis. The family photo looks like everyone else’s. However, I imagine the message is a little different than ours.
Dear Friends and Family,
What a year 2020 has been. It started off nice enough. Then I got into a fight with my brother and his bitch, I mean wife. He quit the family business and moved to the States with that witch and their cute little baby.
Talking about babies, George and Charlotte are getting all A’s in school. That is when they are in school. Homeschooling is hard. We don’t pay teachers enough.
Kate is doing a great job with them. She took lots of photos of them, as you can see with this card.
Louis is walking and talking up a storm. I can’t wait for him to go to school already with his older siblings. It will be nice to have an empty house during the day. Must buy condoms.
Dad and I both had the virus, but we are OK now. I miss seeing Grandmama and PopPop. They are doing well quarantining in their summer home.
Hopefully, we will see them and you in 2021.
Cheerio,
Willie, Kate, George, Charlotte, and Louis
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Prince William: Kentucky Fried ChicKing |
| October 22nd, 2020 under British Royals, Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Prince William was walking around England when something caught his eye. I am not sure if it was a breast or a leg, but I do know it was not attached to a woman. That is unless it was in her mouth.
What am I talking about? The hungry King-to-be looked lovingly into a KFC. He wanted what was in that fast food restaurant as much as those people would want everything in his bedroom in Buckingham Palace. He was salivating with temptation. It is good for him to want what his subjects have. It will make him a better King.
That is why KFC captioned the photo, “Oh, I just can’t wait to be wing.” However, after some time, they regretted that initial tweet. That is why they added, “I’m sad I didn’t call him His Royal Thighness in the main tweet tbh.”
How would you caption Colonel Williams?
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Donald Trump is not a fan of Meghan Markle’s |
| September 23rd, 2020 under British Royals, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]
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We all know that Donald Trump has the maturity of a toddler who cannot yet talk. Because of that, he says moronic things on an hourly basis.
Today, after declaring that he won’t accept the election results if he loses, a reporter asked him what he thought of TAFKAP Harry and Meghan Markle telling people to vote for Joe Biden.
The immature baby said, “I’m not a fan of hers. And I would say this, and she has probably heard that, but I wish a lot of luck to Harry because he is going to need it.”
At least Harry doesn’t have to pay women to have sex with him. Plus, the one woman who married him wants to be married to him. Many, many women would marry Harry because of the man he is, and not just because he says he is a billionaire.
Harry doesn’t need luck when it comes to the women department. He will be fine with Markle. Trump, on the other hand, needs luck in so many different aspects of his life. He proves that money does not buy happiness or class. However, it will buy him sex with porn stars and their silence.
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Prince George is becoming such a little man |
| July 21st, 2020 under British Royals. [ Comments: none ]
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Tomorrow is going to be a lucky day for Prince George because he is turning seven years old. His mom, Kate Middleton, gave us a little present today, and that is two pictures she took of her eldest son.
The future King of England looks just like his dad, Prince William. He is a total mini-me, which is a good thing because his dad is so handsome.
Hopefully, the Cambridges, including his sister Princess Charlotte, 5, and his brother, Prince Louis, 2, will make his birthday extra special. As special as it can be during this pandemic.
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Prince William and his three heirs! |
| June 21st, 2020 under British Royals. [ Comments: none ]
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Yesterday was Prince Wiliam’s 38th birthday, and we are the ones who got a present. That is because his wife shared a photo of her husband and their three children, Prince George, 6, Princess Charlotte, 5, and Prince Louis, 2, on a swing.
Looking at the four Cambridges in this photo, you would think they are just a normal family. Instead, of two future kings of England. Princess Diana would be so proud of her son.
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