Have you ever noticed that the professional dancers on Dancing with the Stars always look scared shitless when they are eliminated from the ABC dancing competition? I thought it was because they were scared because they would be getting smaller paychecks. But that is not it.
Brandon Armstrong, who was eliminated last week, revealed the real reason in this secret behind-the-scenes video.
What happens? They are kidnapped and return as one of the Stepford Dancers.
As you can see, Ciara Miller’s partner was just like one of us until Adele Zaikman, Hailey Bills, Alan Bersten, and Britt Stewart got their hands on him. Now, he is a dancing machine who only does the show’s choreography, not his own.
Luckily, Witney Carson is with child, so she will escape the horror. Or will she???
Who will be the next Stepford Dancer? Tune in next Tuesday to find out.
