There was a line in Deadpool that seemed to upset David Beckham and Ryan Reynolds has been trying to make it up to him ever since. What was that line? It is, “You ever heard David Beckham speak? It is like he mouth sexed a can of helium.” You can see why he is pissed? Even though let’s be honest, it is true.
Anyways, Mr. Blake Lively wants to right his wrong before Deadpool 2 comes out next week, so he found different ways to apologize to golden balls. Which way was the golden ticket? You just have to watch to find out. That and to see why he is really mad at Reyolds. Have to admit, that is pretty spot on too. He used to be on my To-Do list but after watching a lot of recent movies, bubble butt’s bubble was popped to me.
UPDATE: How did Cable aka Josh Brolin react to this video? He said, “I would never apologize to David Beckham for anything ever.” We will find out if he will have later this week because of them will be guests on The Graham Norton Show.
If you thought that sharks flying around in a tornado was pretty terrifying, it is the calm before the Shaqnado storm. That’s right thousands of Shaqs are swirling around in tornadoes and there is only one thing that can save us. Two things actually, Posh Spice and James Corden. Gd help us because we are going to need it.
Why? Because there is one thing that Victoria Beckham is worse at than singing, and that is acting. Which is the opposite of what the adult entertainment stars I used to see at Porn Star Karoake were bad at.
Victoria Beckham went on a ski trip with her family and came back with a broken foot. Actually a small stress fracture, but still enough for her to wear a boot on her left foot.
How long will she be like that? She did not say, but I am assuming long enough to keep her out of Spice Girls rehearsals for the tour that she says they are not going on.
We are used to seeing Victoria Beckham in LBDs aka long black dresses, black slacks or jeans, and we rarely see her legs. Today is one of those rare days that we do because she shared a video of herself swinging on a swing in short shorts. She needs to stop being so Posh and show off her gams more often. They are pretty spicy, don’t you think?
A day after Victoria Beckham announced her partnership with Reebok, she was seen running on a treadmill. Looks like she is giving Sporty Spice a run for her Spice Girls name, while still remaining Posh Spice.
BTW Am I the only sadist who wants to see someone turn the treadmill on to see what happens next? I am already laughing picturing that scenario!
