Ted Danson isn’t as young as he used to be. So as we get older, things start to go like our hearing. And that is what has happened to the actor. Therefore, he got hearing aids, and he loves them.
Today, when he was on The Kelly Clarkson Show, she asked him what he hears now that he didn’t hear before. The lovable actor told her that he can hear his farts again. Before he got the things that changed his life, he didn’t know his toots still made a toot, even though his wife Mary Steenburgen told him they did.
However, once he got those hearing aids in, he could hear his toots toot again. So, now he is back to making them silent but deadly.
And deadly is how Danson described Woody Harrelson’s farts. You have to listen to the interview above to find out why he knows that. Thus, proving that boys will always be boys, even when they are men. That and farts are always funny.
Watch Danson make us laugh tonight at 8:30p on NBC’s Mr. Mayor.
Peter Gallagher is such a stud; he keeps landing the women in Ted Danson’s life.
First, Gallagher played Mary Steenburgen’s husband in Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist and her ex-husband on Grace & Frankie. As we know, Steenburgen is married to Danson in real life.
If that is not bad enough, Gallager is even taking Danson’s fake girlfriends too. Danson is single on Mr. Mayor, and yesterday he finally went on a date, and it was with Fran Drescher. When he went to find out why she didn’t return his text, he discovered she was busy having sex with Gallagher.
If I were Larry David, I would cast Gallager as Danson’s lover on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Gallagher can claim that he kept hooking up with Danson’s women on camera because he has secretly been infatuated with him, and the feeling was mutual.
Before Ted Danson was listening to people’s problems on Cheers as a bartender, he was doing it as a psychiatrist on The Doctors. He hasn’t aged a day since he was 27 in that 1975 episode.
Tonight during the 8p hour on NBC, you are going to need the tissues. But, I thought that This Is Us airs at 9p. It does. However, you will be laughing so hard with The Rock and Mr. Mayor that you will be crying happy tears.
Young Rock starts things off at 8p, and things are starting off on a high note. DJ’s dad wins the Tag Team Belt of the WWF. That means that Rocky (Joseph Lee Anderson) is going to hit the road. He will leave his wife (Stacey Leilua) and Dewey (Adrian Groulx) behind.
However, years later, Rocky will ask his family to join him in Nashville. Dwayne (Bradley Constan) heads out before his mom, and it is not what he expected.
Talking about what he didn’t expect, DJ (Uli Latukefu) thought he would go from the University of Miami into the NFL. He didn’t. Instead, he was recruited by the Canadian Football League.
Finally, we get to The Rock, who is running for President. However, there is an archnemesis who is going to try to stop that. What did The Rock do to him? You will have to tune in next week to find out.
The Rock plays a more significant role in the show this season as compared to last. And the more DJ, the better. Even if they aren’t focusing on our alma mater as much this season.
Then at 8:30p, it is time for Mr. Mayor’s second term on NBC.
Things are changing at the LA Mayor’s office. The Mayor (Ted Danson) has hired an innovative team to make sure that things run more smoothly. However, his staff doesn’t agree with him.
Apri (Holly Hunter) is going to do everything in her power to prove that they are needed. For example, she is going to help his daughter (Kyla Kennedy) pass her permit test. Apri thinks that the Mayor will be happy about that, but he isn’t.
She is not the only one who is not happy about them being there. Mikaela (Vella Lovell) and Tommy (Mike Cabellon) are wary of them, especially when they find out the innovative team wants to fire those who they don’t think are worthy of staying on. Who will it be? Will it be Apri, Mikaela, Tommy, or Jayden (Bobby Moynihan)?
You will just have to tune in to find out, and also for a surprise ending!
The main reason to tune in is to see them improv their way through each episode. It is fun playing, is it scripted or improved. We will never know…
One thing I do is, is that if Ted Danson ran for Mayor of Los Angeles, he would have my vote.
For decades there have been rumors that Ted Danson is bald. It looks like his wife, Mary Steenburgen, confirmed it with this photo of her husband with their daughter-in-law Lilly Collins.
So is the actor really bald? He is not. This is for Curb Your Enthusiasm. And you know it is going to piss Larry David off that Danson looks sexier without any hair than he does.
Back to what if the actor really had a chrome dome. I would still do him because just like Sam Malone, he will always be a lady killer.
