Let’s be honest; there is not a lot to like about Rand Paul. Is there anything? Seriously, anything at all?
Anyways, the senator from Kentucky says he is not going to get the vaccine because he had COVID-19 and has a natural immunity to the virus. He does, but not the newer variants. You would think a “doctor” would know that. I guess you have to be a real one to know that.
Sorry, I got distracted. When Marx heard this, he tweeted, “I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”
The next day, Paul got a letter with a white substance in it, and he blaimed the singer for it.
You don’t have to be an “eye doctor” to see that there are a lot of people who don’t like Paul and would consider sending him that note. I don’t think anyone should, don’t do it. But, he is one of the most hated people on DC.
Whenever Senate needs someone to be their dick, he is always willing to stand up for the occasion.
And late night is willing to stand up for an occasion like this. Therefore, yesterday on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert rerecorded Marx’s song Right Here Waiting with new lyrics in honor of the dick vs Dick feud.
Whoever worked on that tune needs an Emmy because that was brilliant. However, I think Marx can top them because he keeps proving he is witty. So much so, I hope he really responds in song.
For the first time in over a year and 205 episodes (or since Donald Trump was voted out of office), Stephen Colbert will tape The Late Show in front of a live full studio audience on June 14th.
“Over the last 437 days, my staff and crew (and family!) have amazed me with their professionalism and creativity as we made shows for an audience we couldn’t see or hear,” said Colbert. “I look forward to once again doing shows for an audience I can smell and touch.”
Anyone who wants to see the CBS talk show in person will have to have show proof of vaccination in order to be admitted. Masks are optional. What is not optional for the show’s crew is they will still be required to get tested and screened daily for COVID-19 symptoms.
As of now, he will be the first late night host to do this. And I am sure the rest will follow.
On Monday, the sad news broke that First Dogs Champ and Major were sent back home to Delaware after the younger canine allegedly bit a Secret Service Agent.
Hot off of her interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Oprah Winfrey landed the brothers’ first interview, and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert got the first look. It turns out Major did not bite the agent; it was the other way around.
Now that the truth is out there, I hope that First Dogs are welcomed back into the White House with open paws. The injustice needs to be rectified ASAP.
I rarely find Colbert funny, but this had me barking out loud!
Barack Obama was a guest on The Late Show yesterday, and Stephen Colbert called him out on a mistake he made when he was President of the United States.
Did you know that national treasure Dolly Parton does not have a Presidential Medal of Freedom? The woman, who has secretly been making lives better for decades, does not have one of those little medals that would allow her to know that America thanks her for all she does for it.
Well, that is a travesty, and Colbert called out Obama on it. “That’s a mistake. I’m shocked,” the former President said. “That was a screwup…I assumed she already got one, and that was incorrect.”
What is he going to rectify his error? He is going to call President-elect Joe Biden and tell him to give the Country legend one. Now, more than ever, she deserves it. After all, she did secretly help fund one of the COVID-19 vaccines.
Dolly Parton is the closest thing we have to a Saint in America these days, and she needs to be recognized for all that she does. I am sure the incoming president will give her this honor. That is when he can because he is going to be cleaning up a huge mess for most of his first term.
Stephen Colbert and James Corden are leaving their houses and going back into the studio next week for the first time since March. When production shut down due to the coronavirus pandemic, all of the hosts did their talk shows from their homes with everyone else doing their work remotely.
However, last month, Conan O’Brien left his house for a comedy club in LA, and Jimmy Fallon returned to 30 Rock. Now, Deadline is reporting that The Late Show and The Late Late Show will is doing the same. Like the other shows, they will not have an audience. No word if their guests will be shot remotely, but I would assume so.
Little by little, Hollywood is getting back to work, and that is a very good thing.
