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Shia LaBeouf is a ‘cuddly, ’50s, Rockwell, missionary, boring sex guy!’
November 6th, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres, Shia LaBeouf. [ Comments: 6 ]

Ellen DeGeneres asked Shia LaBeouf to answer her Burning Questions. After he ate ghost pepper, answering the burning questions was not the only thing burning for him.

Ellen thought she would get an interesting answer when she asked the actor if he is a member of the mile high club. She did not. Turns out he is proud not to be one because he prefers vanilla sex.

On that note, he says that Dakota Johnson was his best onscreen kiss. Or was she? We will never know his Fifty Shades of Grey because that is not what he is into.


The Peanut Butter Falcon looks like the sweetest movie of the year!
June 20th, 2019 under Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades, Shia LaBeouf. [ Comments: none ]

I never thought I would really want to see a movie with Shia LaBeouf and Dakota Johnson, but it could be because they are not the true stars of The Peanut Butter Falcon. The real star of the movie is Zack Gottsagen.

The darling movie is about, “Zak (Gottsagen), a young man with Down syndrome, who runs away from a residential nursing home to follow his dream of attending the professional wrestling school of his idol, The Salt Water Redneck (Thomas Haden Church). A strange turn of events pairs him on the road with Tyler (LaBeouf), a small time outlaw on the run, who becomes Zak’s unlikely coach and ally. Together they wind through deltas, elude capture, drink whisky, find God, catch fish, and convince Eleanor (Johnson), a kind nursing home employee charged with Zak’s return, to join them on their journey.”

I am so over superhero movies with comic book villains. It is nice to see a movie about finding friendship at the time you need them the most. It also does not matter what your friend is like as long as they are your companion. Hollywood needs more movies like this one. Mark your calendars for August 9th because you are not going to want to miss this endearing film. Plus, if you go see it, then we will get more features like this one. Money talks!

Heck, it might even get LaBeouf an Oscar nomination and make us like him again. It could also make us forget about Johnson’s other movies. Not to shade her or anything, but… Let their past work be that and this be their future endeavors.


Lucas Hedges explains Shia LaBeouf
December 20th, 2018 under Andy Cohen, Shia LaBeouf. [ Comments: none ]

We all have misconceptions about Shia LaBeouf and yesterday a caller on Watch What Happens Live asked Lucas Hedges what is the biggest one we have about the actor.

You see Hedges is playing LaBeouf in the movie Honey Boy about the latter’s life with his father. Since the two men worked very closely together, they got to know each other very well. Therefore, Hedges was able to shine a light on LaBeouf’s bizarre behavior.

Hedges said, “I’d say the biggest misconception is, I think, that everything that he’s ever done that would be considered deplorable, he’s done from a place of, I think, really just afraid of the people around him,” Then he revealed that “He has the biggest heart, one of the biggest hearts of anybody I’ve ever met in my entire life.”

That is a lot to swallow and explains so much. I hope LaBeouf can work through that fear and return to being one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. He had a year where he was just that.


BTWF roles: Shia LaBeouf on Touched By an Angel
September 12th, 2017 under Before They Were Famous, Shia LaBeouf. [ Comments: none ]

via Me TV
Before Shia LaBeouf was sent to a detention camp in Holes, he was on his way to being sent to one on Touched By an Angel. You can barely recognize the 13-year-old in that 1999 episode.


Will Shia LaBeouf be Indiana Jones 5?
September 4th, 2017 under Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf. [ Comments: none ]

Even though no one asked for a sequel to Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and Harrison Ford are doing a 5th one. Will they at least save us some misery by not bringing back Shia LaBeouf’s useless character? Screenwriter David Koepp told Entertainment Weekly, “Harrison plays Indiana Jones, that I can certainly say…And the Shia LaBeouf character is not in the film.”

That is the good news, the bad news is that they are still making it and it might be Spielberhg’s next film. Isn’t it time to let a huge rock roll over the franchise because that is how we all felt when Indy survived a nuclear bomb by hiding out in refrigerator. That was so awful and not in a good awful way.


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