Saturday Night Live is returning on September 26th, and today we found out who will be hosting the season premiere.
NY Knicks and NBA Champion MVP Jalen Brunson hopes to score a slam dunk as he hosts the 52nd season premiere, with KATSEYE as the musical guest.
The following week, Dakota Johnson will host for the third time, and she will rock out with Turnstile.
Shane Gillis will also host for the third time on October 10th, and Rosalía will be performing for the second time.
Finally, we have all become obsessed with Obsession’s Inde Navarrette. We are not the only ones because Lorne Michaels asked her to host on Halloween. She will be joined by J.J. Abrams’ daughter, Grace, who is back singing for a second time.
There is also a cast update: Martin Herlihy is leaving the variety show after five seasons, according to The Hollywood Reporter. So far, Chloe Fineman and he are the only ones who are not returning for the upcoming season.
”If you were engaged to a real life matchmaker, what would be non-negotiable for you?“
Dakota Johnson: “Like not an asshole!”
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Dakota Johnson and Chris Evans were on Today today to talk about their movie Materialists, which is about a matchmaker who makes the wrong matches for herself.
Craig Melvin thought it would be cute to ask them, ”If either of you were engaged to a real life matchmaker, what would be one non-negotiable for you?“
Evans said she “must love dogs”, which would get him a lot of dates if he was not married.
But the reportedly newly single actress had a better answer, “Like not an asshole.” Anyone going to argue with that?
Well, the assholes who are going to complain because she said the word asshole on live television. While asshole might not be one of the seven words that you cannot say on television, it was still enough for NBC to bleep it for social media and the West Coast feed.
That is a shame because it is an important lesson for parents to teach their kids about dating. They should learn at a young age not to be an asshole and not to stay with one! Although it took her seven years to uncouple from Chris Martin.
Dakota Johnson was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday to talk about her movie Daddio, and she almost got the host to scream, “Daddio!”
The actress was able to get through her first segment without a problem. However, when they returned from commercial break, the strap on her black dress broke and she had to hold up the top of her gown so she didn’t wind exposing her left breast on television.
By some miracle, she got through it. Much to the disappointment of the men up watching.
And talking about men being up, she shared a story to Kimmel about the unique part they had to cast for the film and how they had to cast it.
There is a scene in the feature that calls for a dick pic. However, they could not use stock footage because well, you get it. They could not use a screen grab because what would happen if the man whose penis that was saw it being used without his permission.
What to do? The props master reached out to 15 of her male friends, who sent in photos of just their dicks. Then Dakota, her producing partner, and the director looked at the pictures thoroughly and narrowed it down to two. Eventually, they found their star.
Even though he was ready for his closeup, his identity remains a mystery! So even he doesn’t know he was the lucky stiff.
Talking about dicks. Why didn’t Kimmel take off his jacket and give it to her to put on? She looked so embarrassed trying to get through the interview with the broken strap. It probably would’ve been easier for her if she was able to cover up with his jacket.
Dakota Johnson walked the red carpet yesterday for her movie Madame Web, and she wore a dress that looked like a spider’s web. Not only that, it was just as revealing.
Seriously, she can catch more than flies in that Gucci crystal chain link gown.
To see how revealing it is from the front, then click here!
I never thought I would really want to see a movie with Shia LaBeouf and Dakota Johnson, but it could be because they are not the true stars of The Peanut Butter Falcon. The real star of the movie is Zack Gottsagen.
The darling movie is about, “Zak (Gottsagen), a young man with Down syndrome, who runs away from a residential nursing home to follow his dream of attending the professional wrestling school of his idol, The Salt Water Redneck (Thomas Haden Church). A strange turn of events pairs him on the road with Tyler (LaBeouf), a small time outlaw on the run, who becomes Zak’s unlikely coach and ally. Together they wind through deltas, elude capture, drink whisky, find God, catch fish, and convince Eleanor (Johnson), a kind nursing home employee charged with Zak’s return, to join them on their journey.”
I am so over superhero movies with comic book villains. It is nice to see a movie about finding friendship at the time you need them the most. It also does not matter what your friend is like as long as they are your companion. Hollywood needs more movies like this one. Mark your calendars for August 9th because you are not going to want to miss this endearing film. Plus, if you go see it, then we will get more features like this one. Money talks!
Heck, it might even get LaBeouf an Oscar nomination and make us like him again. It could also make us forget about Johnson’s other movies. Not to shade her or anything, but… Let their past work be that and this be their future endeavors.
