Seriously? OMG! WTF?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh1hvoZdUgk
Those of us who are sensible and care about others are staying home during the Coronavirus crisis. Some of us are there all by ourselves with no one to do, I mean nothing to do. Well, PornHub solved both of those problems. They are letting everyone in the World watch their premium videos for free for 30 days.

This way we won’t have to worry about touching our faces because you will be touching something else. However, men will have to worry about not touching their heads so much for the next month.

Besides bringing pleasure to the whole world, they are also helping others out.

15,000 surgical masks to protect first responders from the Local 2507 of New York City, which represents emergency medical technicians (EMTs), paramedics and fire inspectors of the Fire Department of the City of New York (FDNY).
15,000 surgical masks to the Uniformed Firefighters Association (UFA) Local 94 of New York City to protect first responders.
20,000 surgical masks to Mount Sinai South Nassau to bolster the safety of nurses, physicians and support staff caring for Coronavirus patients.
€50,000 to various European organizations to purchase additional masks and medical equipment, including Dein Quarantäne Engel / Deutsches Rotes Kreuz in Germany, Croce Verde di Vicenza in Italy, España vs Coronavirus. Mascarillas AQUÍ AHORA and Material Sanitario para Hospitales Públicos ESPAÑA in Spain.
$25,000 to Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP), contributing directly to sex worker relief funds in the SWOP-USA network to meet immediate requests for support from sex workers impacted by COVID-19.

Amazing that the entertainment and porn industries are stepping up and giving masks while the government is not.

For some reason, strips clubs are not an essential business. That means they are shut down, and no one at the clubs is making any money.

Well, everyone but Shon Boulden’s staff at Lucky Devil Lounge in Portland, Or. That is because he came up with an innovative way to get the girls to cum to you with Boober Eats. Think Uber Eats with boobs.

Boulden told The Oregonian the idea started off as a joke, but now it is a serious business. The security workers are the drivers are delivering the food, the bartenders are answering the phones, and the cooks are cooking.

How much does this cost? Regular price for the food and $30 for delivery. Do they get to touch the girls for that price? They still can’t do that, which is a good thing the security guards are also drivers.

How well is the business doing? They are closed until Thursday because they need to restock.

If Boulden was smart, he should make this go national. However, don’t expect this to last past the Coronavirus crisis. The girls went from making hundreds a night to minimum wage. Anything is better than nothing.

Jeffrey Dillon has come up (no pun intended) with a way to revolutionize the adult sex toy industry with Virtual Mate. He has created an experience where you can see and feel like you are with a woman without having one in the room with you. Men, it is such an intimate experience, it will make you put your FleshLights down.

This amazing technology is still in the crowdfunding stage. That means you can get it at a really great price if you preorder it now. Not only can you get it for a good rate, but they are also still looking for models to be their virtual mates. When asked which celebrity men would want to be on their service, Kim Kardashian won the contest hands down (their pants).

Therefore, they are willing to give her $1,000,000 to be their celebrity model. What does she have to do for the 7 digits? All they are need are two things. First and foremost they need to get a licensing agreement in place. Second, they just need to film Kim in their motion-capture suit. Then they can create a younger version of Kim and a current version of Kim so her fans can interact with either character or both at the same time!

I am sure that Kanye West is not the only one who would not mind having a three-way with the current Kim and her younger self. When it comes to her younger self, she has already made a sex tape that made her, so why wouldn’t she do this? At least this time she is getting paid the big bucks upfront to do it. Literally!

Then cum, I mean come, early 2020, she, if she says yes, will be available for you to play with.

Still a little confused? Virtual Mate is the world’s first virtual intimacy system, containing realistic virtual mate gaming for PCs, tablets, smartphones, and VR headsets. You can choose between Fast Mode, Story Mode or VR Mode.

The best part for you men is that you will be able to be handsfree. Which means you can do with them whatever you want.

When it comes to us ladies, someday soon we will have our own Virtual Mate. Then we get to decide who they should spend a million dollars on. Who to pick?

So men, make sure to get gift receipts for all the holiday gifts you get. This way you can return those presents and get the gift that keeps on giving joy all year round. What man doesn’t want someone who is willing to give it to him whenever he wants it when he wants it. Best part, she never gets a headache.

I would ask, what’s next. However, I think they will keep us occupied for a while.

Sex toys have cum a long way baby!

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Amber Rose shot a commercial in the shower that is reminiscent of the iconic shower scene in the horror movie Psycho. What company would ask her do that? Her own because it is for her line of sex toys by Lelo. By the looks of her face, she is really enjoying it. Almost as much as the boys watching it.

Jeannie Mai got a package from Amazon and inside was something shocking. Actually, 150 shocking things. Someone sent her package of 150 blow up sex dolls and she did not know who sent them. So she told her The Real co-hosts that she sent the box back and did not keep any of them. Much to Loni Love’s despair for “her friend”.

Then a few days later, her mom asked if she got a package with a doll that has an open mouth. Of course, the daughter wanted to know why her mom sent them. Mama Mai gifted them to her because her daughter is divorcing, and not for the reason you think. She was all prepared to blow them up, so it did not look like Jeannie was home alone and was always having a party. Which is really sweet if you think about.

I might take the one out of my car, that I use to ride in the car pool lane, and put in my bedroom so it looks like I finally have a man in there. And since he is a sex doll, I can pretend I have one too. Win/win.

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