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This song was created by using just sex toys!
November 9th, 2017 under Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]

Pornhub is now selling a line of sex toys and they came up with an interesting way to let people know about them. They asked Perlita to come up with a theme song for them but with one condition. They could only use their products to make the music. They were more than excited to do it. Therefore, they picked up some vibrators, butt plugs, strokers and floggers and put down a tune that is unlike anything you have heard before and will ever hear again. But it is a great song to listen when you are playing with all of the above or that someone special to get you in the mood.

It will not make the Billboard charts, but it will definitely to top our charts. Unless you are a bottom! Ba da bump.

And with all of that, you now know what to get that special person in your life for Christmas who you never know what to give them as a gift.

Finally, how long until Jimmy Fallon tries this on The Tonight Show. He’s tried classroom instruments and office supplies, now it is time for him to add sex toy to list. How hot would that be?


With a sex toy like this, men will never leave the house ever again
June 21st, 2017 under Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]

Sex Toys have come a long way for men since the blowup doll. There has been the cock ring, penis pumps and Fleshlights. While those were all fine and dandy, and got the job done, none of them have anything on the 3Fap.

What is the 3Fap and why will it keep men home once they get one? It is “the first sex toy that will incorporate an individual female model’s mouth, vulva, and anus onto one product, allowing you to experience multi-orifice sex.” Each hole has a different feel, the mouth is zig-zagged, the vajayjay is ribbed for his pleasure and the the butt hole is tight and smooth. If that is not enough for you guys, like a Dyson vacuum cleaner, it has the perfect amount of suction.

How much does the best adult toy ever created for men cost? Appropriately $69! If you don’t want to have 3 different type of holes to play with. It also comes with three of the same homes to cum in. You can feel like you are at an orgy or a Rainbow party without actually have to leave your house.

Don’t know what to get that special man in your life for his birthday or Christmas or your anniversary? Now you do. Get him the 3Fap. He will never leave home.

Ladies, why can’t we get a toy like that? How about three different sized vibrators? Could you imagine? The starter, the climaxer and the one that hits it out of the park like Barry Bonds. Although, we will have a much different bond with that bat!


What do you get the mom who has everything?
May 10th, 2017 under Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]

Sunday is Mother’s Day and did you get your mom a present for her day? Nope? Then Pornhub has the perfect gift to give her. It is Mommy’s Special Glasses and it is free.

What is Mommy’s Special Glasses? Your mom will get a card with a greeting that says, “May your favorite day of the year…become the best night of your life,” “I hope this gift warms your heart…as well as some other parts,” or “After all of these of letting you down…it’s about time you got something BIG and satisfying for once.” Along with the greeting card, she also gets Virtual Reality glasses for her smartphone attached to it that will give Adult Entertainment a whole new exciting feel. Something mom needs and hopefully daddy is there to give it to her!

I can’t think of a better present to give mom? Can you? She will thank you from this Mother’s Day until next year’s. Let’s just hope she doesn’t tell you how thankful she is for your gift in detail. Then you will regret giving her the gift that keeps on giving.


Did you know you can’t say vibrator on The View?
March 27th, 2017 under Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Netflix, Sex Toys, The View. [ Comments: none ]

Today on The View, the show welcomed Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin on to talk about their Netflix show Grace and Frankie. The season the two women are getting into the vibrator business and that put the ABC talk show into a conundrum. The V word is one of the words you cannot say on their program.

Yes, Vibrator is a dirty word. Who knew? Maybe if more Republicans could say it, they would not be so eager to cut off women’s health. They have no problem saying Viagra and that is still funded by them and allowed to be said on daytime televion. Especially, since I am assuming almost almost all of them need it.

But this is not a political post, per se. Therefore, I just have one thing to say, “Vibrator, vibrator, vibrator!!!”

When it comes to Grace and Frankie, if Netflix was smart, they would totally sell that vibrator and those condoms. I don’t know about you, but after binge watching the show yesterday, I want both! Especially the vibrator! They made it sound like it really gets the job done.

If you have not seen Grace and Frankie, then spend your time binge watching it. The acting and the writing on this show is phenomenal. It is also proves that older actors are better than most of the younger ones because they do stuff that those whipper snappers cannot. How did Martin Sheen and Sam Waterston not get nominated for their roles as Fonda and Tomlin’s ex-husband’s who left them to become not Mr & Mr? Plus, Fonda and Tomlin also deserve nominations. In other words, I really love Grace and Frankie.


That time Kathy Bates’ dildo went off in a hotel elevator
November 17th, 2016 under Kathy Bates, Seth Meyers, Sex Toys. [ Comments: none ]

Kathy Bates was on Late Night yesterday and she told him a story that she wasn’t supposed to from her past.
She was talking to the NBC late night host about a scene in her upcoming movie Bad Santa 2 with a pink dildo and that reminded her of an experience she had with an ex. Many years ago when she was dating a “rough guy,” they took a trip to Chicago. Outside of their hotel was a Sex Shoppe, so they stopped off to buy some toys for their stay. While they were in the elevator, her dildo went off in front of the other people that were trapped in the confined area with her. Since it was brand new, she didn’t know how to shut it off. So her Misery was literally all the buzz.


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