Seriously? OMG! WTF?Virtual Mate will pay Kim Kardashian $1 million to be one of their virtual mates - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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[ # ] Virtual Mate will pay Kim Kardashian $1 million to be one of their virtual mates
October 15th, 2019 under Sex Toys, The Kardashians


Jeffrey Dillon has come up (no pun intended) with a way to revolutionize the adult sex toy industry with Virtual Mate. He has created an experience where you can see and feel like you are with a woman without having one in the room with you. Men, it is such an intimate experience, it will make you put your FleshLights down.

This amazing technology is still in the crowdfunding stage. That means you can get it at a really great price if you preorder it now. Not only can you get it for a good rate, but they are also still looking for models to be their virtual mates. When asked which celebrity men would want to be on their service, Kim Kardashian won the contest hands down (their pants).

Therefore, they are willing to give her $1,000,000 to be their celebrity model. What does she have to do for the 7 digits? All they are need are two things. First and foremost they need to get a licensing agreement in place. Second, they just need to film Kim in their motion-capture suit. Then they can create a younger version of Kim and a current version of Kim so her fans can interact with either character or both at the same time!

I am sure that Kanye West is not the only one who would not mind having a three-way with the current Kim and her younger self. When it comes to her younger self, she has already made a sex tape that made her, so why wouldn’t she do this? At least this time she is getting paid the big bucks upfront to do it. Literally!

Then cum, I mean come, early 2020, she, if she says yes, will be available for you to play with.

Still a little confused? Virtual Mate is the world’s first virtual intimacy system, containing realistic virtual mate gaming for PCs, tablets, smartphones, and VR headsets. You can choose between Fast Mode, Story Mode or VR Mode.

The best part for you men is that you will be able to be handsfree. Which means you can do with them whatever you want.

When it comes to us ladies, someday soon we will have our own Virtual Mate. Then we get to decide who they should spend a million dollars on. Who to pick?

So men, make sure to get gift receipts for all the holiday gifts you get. This way you can return those presents and get the gift that keeps on giving joy all year round. What man doesn’t want someone who is willing to give it to him whenever he wants it when he wants it. Best part, she never gets a headache.

I would ask, what’s next. However, I think they will keep us occupied for a while.

Sex toys have cum a long way baby!

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