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Donald Trump running for President is a late night host’s fantasy, and yesterday Conan O’Brien, Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon showed us how much of a wet dream it is for them. Deviants! Conan came up with a fake ovulating talking stick that looks and sounds like The Donald on his TBS show. Meyers took to his Late Night to go off on the Presidential candidate for 5 and a half minutes. While Fallon dressed up as Trump on The Tonight Show and explained all things that he didn’t mean to say, even though we all know he did.
When it comes to the funniest, hands down that goes to Conan easily. His was also the sickest and most cringeworthy. Then there is Meyers, who is proving once again he is a great replacement for Jon Stewart. His political monologue is well versed and everyone can learn a thing or two from it. Finally, Fallon is the goofiest and that is alright. That is what he is known for and it works.
I love that they are a making a mockery of Trump, I just wish that there were as many people who were actually supporting him. When he announced he was running for President, I thought it was a great joke that kept on giving, but now it scares me how many people are taking him seriously.
Jake Gyllenhaal is a guest on Late Night tonight and Seth Meyers shared a photo of the Southpaw star in hair and makeup. Or should I just say makeup because it appears he doesn’t have any hair. So does he secretly wear a wig? It looks like that is the case, but looks can be deceiving. I am sure it is just a bit for the NBC show, but you never know.
Now back to Gyllenhaal, would you still love with no hair?
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How many times have you been driving and you had to give another driver the middle finger for whatever reason. As you lift hand to give them the bird, your face tenses up as you say to the other motorist the same thing your hand is. Now you have let that a$$hole know exactly how you are feeling.
Well the other day, Seth Meyers ran into a situation like that and it didn’t go that well for him. So he went off on half the peace sign during his Late Night. The NBC late night host says that he has a “weak middle finger.” If you can’t give it with force in the North East, there is no reason to give it. Sorry, but that is just how it is.
Then as he is telling his story, he realizes it is getting blurred out. Now he is wondering why it is being blurred, like who doesn’t know what it means. He’s right. So to the those censors who blur it, I have just one gesture for you. Can you guess what it is? That’s right, the thing you are blurring!!!
Paul Rudd was a guest on Late Night yesterday and he couldn’t wait for his segment to be on the show. So while Seth Meyers was reading his monologue, he put on a baseball cap, dark sunglasses and a porn stache, and interrupted him. Even though the NBC host saw right through it, he still went along with the “clueless stranger” in the audience. Which is a good thing because it turned out to be really funny.
Bella Thorne is in the MTV series Scream, and she wasn’t even born when the original movie came out. Scream came out in 1996 and she was born, a year later, in 1997. If that doesn’t make you feel old, then you are probably around her age.
Thanks to Seth Meyers for pointing that out on Late Night yesterday. After I heard him say that, I called Shady Pines and asked for the Sofia room.
To see the first 8 minutes of Scream and Bella Thorne’s scene, then click here!
