Neil Patrick Harris, James Corden, and Bobby Carnavale are starring in Art on Broadway, and Abby Lee Miller went to see the show. After the show was over, she posed with the three men outside the theater.
Nothing out of the ordinary about that. Well, that was until she posted the photo she took with NPH. Why is that the case? She did some sort of fuckery with it, and Doogie Howser looks like he went to the doctor to make him appear like he did when the show came out in 1989. He looks like he lost Slap Bets to everyone who ever worked on How I Met Your Mother.
As soon as the actor saw the photo with the dance teacher, he had just one question. He wanted to know, “Ummm… what did you do to my face..?” It looks as though she ruined it, just as she did the joy of dance for the girls who appeared on Dance Moms. It is as though she trampled on it, like she did their dreams.
So the moral of the story is: if you are going to post a photo of a celebrity, only airbrush your face, not theirs. They like to do that to their own faces. That is, only their guy is not available to give them their booster shot of fillers and Botox.
Do you think that Harris should get the work needed to make that face permanent? Or should he leave it as it is now?
Neil Patrick Harris wants to be the legen-wait for it-dary dad, so he joined TikTok, or as he called it, Tic Tac. And now I am craving one.
Anyways. The actor asked his twins, Gideon and Harper, to be part of it. But the 13-year-olds couldn’t stay with their dad long enough to finish the 40-second video.
His daughter was out of there when he called himself a snack, and his son couldn’t watch his dad dance. I think we agree with the teens on this.
Even Doogie Howser couldn’t save his debut.
But hey, it is his first video. It will get better. I think?
Neil Patrick Harris was on Good Morning America this morning to promote his show Drag Me to Dinner, and Rebecca Jarvis made the mistake of asking him about Doogie Howser, M.D.
The anchor shared with the actor that it was her favorite show growing up. And he told her, “You’re old.” Well, she is 9 years younger than him. So who is the old one now, Mr. I am turning 50 in a few weeks? You are.
Then when Jarvis asked him what he would say to his character, he replied, “Look at you now, doc, five decades later, and you are still on ABC.”
I am sure Harris will say he is joking, but I think he is coming off as a dick. What do you think?
On Sunday night, A Series of Unfortunate Events was up against Sesame Street, Carmen Sandiego, Songs of Parkland and Star Wars Resistance for Outstanding Children’s Program at the Creative Emmys. There could only be one winner and it was not Neil Patrick Harris.
A day after his loss he wrote, “A Series of Unfortunate Events lost at last night’s Emmys to Sesame Street. I’d say I was bummed, but Catherine O’Hara told me: losing an Emmy to ‘When You Wish Upon A Pickle’ is in many ways, a funnier way to end the story. I like that. #befitting #countolaf @netflix @TheEmmys”
Is it just me or does he sound bitter? He has 5 Emmys, how many more does he need? How many actors wish they had just one. He needs to remember that.
I cannot remember the last time I saw Neil Patrick Harris, and he has gone through a major transformation. Gone in Barney Stinson and hello is someone legen-wait for it-dary. As in a porn star from the ’70s. Then again it could just be the stache.
I hope it is for a movie. If not, I hope someone introduces Doogie Howser to a razor. Because that is not a good look on him.
Actually, now that I think about, that pornstache is so Barney Stinson if he was an adult during the Disco era.
