https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf5SUGw2pCw
How many times have you been driving and you had to give another driver the middle finger for whatever reason. As you lift hand to give them the bird, your face tenses up as you say to the other motorist the same thing your hand is. Now you have let that a$$hole know exactly how you are feeling.
Well the other day, Seth Meyers ran into a situation like that and it didn’t go that well for him. So he went off on half the peace sign during his Late Night. The NBC late night host says that he has a “weak middle finger.” If you can’t give it with force in the North East, there is no reason to give it. Sorry, but that is just how it is.
Then as he is telling his story, he realizes it is getting blurred out. Now he is wondering why it is being blurred, like who doesn’t know what it means. He’s right. So to the those censors who blur it, I have just one gesture for you. Can you guess what it is? That’s right, the thing you are blurring!!!
Paul Rudd was a guest on Late Night yesterday and he couldn’t wait for his segment to be on the show. So while Seth Meyers was reading his monologue, he put on a baseball cap, dark sunglasses and a porn stache, and interrupted him. Even though the NBC host saw right through it, he still went along with the “clueless stranger” in the audience. Which is a good thing because it turned out to be really funny.
Bella Thorne is in the MTV series Scream, and she wasn’t even born when the original movie came out. Scream came out in 1996 and she was born, a year later, in 1997. If that doesn’t make you feel old, then you are probably around her age.
Thanks to Seth Meyers for pointing that out on Late Night yesterday. After I heard him say that, I called Shady Pines and asked for the Sofia room.
To see the first 8 minutes of Scream and Bella Thorne’s scene, then click here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTz0zuhGeE8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nZnfqFEwx8 Yesterday, Donald Trump announced that he is running for President and every comedian and talk show host simultaneously had an orgasm. And leave it up to Jon Stewart and his Daily Show correspondents to actually show us how excited they are about the news.
Before we got to see that, and oh yes, yes, yes, it’s worth watching the whole thing to get the climax because we can all use a little foreplay. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Stewart talked about Trump’s announcement and his reaction is why we are going to all miss him in 6 weeks. Does he really have to go? Didn’t Trump’s announcement make him want to say?
Anyways with him going, and no one left of his caliber at Comedy Central, it looks like Seth Meyers could actually become our go to Political Humorist. His take on Trump’s announcement proves why NBC didn’t make a mistake when they gave him Late Night. Now that the race that’s about 16 months away is heating up, I hope he does more segments like this one because it was brilliant.
Trump isn’t the only person who said “I am running for President” and Conan O’Brien came up with a political ad for Jeb Bush that I am sure that Lincoln Chafee will approve of. Don’t know who Lincoln Chafee is, Google him!
Tonight at 11:35p on CBS, David Letterman is saying goodbye to late night after 33 years, a third of a century. Not only has he influenced many people, he has been a big part of all of the remaining talk show hosts’ lives. Jimmy Kimmel was obsessed with him since he was a teenager. Conan O’Brien would still not be on the air had Letterman not come on to Late Night to save it. Ellen DeGeneres and Jimmy Fallon were guests on his show when they were starting out. Finally, Seth Meyers wouldn’t have a show if Jay Leno didn’t screw Letterman out of The Tonight Show.
So in the last few days, all of the above took time out of their shows to rightfully salute their hero. So watch them pay tribute to the man who they all have to thank for their jobs. Without him Kimmel would still be doing radio, Conan would be writing for The Simpsons, Fallon would be doing unwatchable movies, Ellen would have another sitcom and Meyers would still be on Saturday Night Live. Come to think of it… Joking, they are all better when they are!
