I know the Jonas Brothers are not goody two shoes, but I always think of them that way. Thus, it was fun to watch them get drunk on Late Night with Seth Meyers, his brother Josh and his other brother Jack McBrayer.
While they are no Rihana and Kelly Clarkson, they still are a lot of fun. Especially when they all try to write a song in five minutes. Surprisingly, the Meyers did a better job. Take that Suckers!
I could write up their day more in detail, but let’s be real, it just better to watch them all get sh!tfaced!
As much as I want this to be a weekly segment, I don’t think that Meyers’ body concurs with me. His wife and kids would like to keep him around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjbEA7LmX3c
Robert Pattinson has said a lot of outlandish things on talk shows and we believed him. Turns out we shouldn’t. Yesterday, when he was on Late Night, Seth Meyers asked him about being a model before he was an actor.
That seems believable because so many other actors got their start that way. Guess what, that was a lie he made up. He admitted that is not the only thing he falsified from his past. In fact, he has made up so many that he can no longer distinguish what is real and what is fake. Thus, we can never trust him.
Although, I did the research and there are two sex shoppes in Yarmouth, Maine. Which means sometimes he can tell the truth. Now, I don’t know what to beleive…
Even though Seth Meyers hosts a nighttime talk show, he goes day drinking with some of his guests. One of those guests was Kelly Clarkson. Therefore, today when he was on her daytime talk show, she decided to drink with him.
Before they even downed a full glass of alcohol, they were as drunk as they were when they drank so much more. After Meyers threw a peanut up in the air and caught it with his mouth, Clarkson wanted to see if she could do it too. However, she wanted him to throw the nuts in her mouth. She kept missing. They might say, “you are what you eat.” However, how can we say that if she doesn’t eat any nuts?
It is both hosts’ nuttiness which is why we love their talk shows. Hopefully, after they were done with this taping, they went day drinking again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=detcd4Lsx_c&t=0s
Before Sean Hayes starred in The Three Stooges, he worked with the modern-day stooges in Mo’ Money. He looks the same now as he did when he was 20 in that 1992 movie.
Last week when he was on Late Night, he told Seth Meyers why he got fired from the movie shortly after they filmed that cameo. I guess you can say he was not able to wiggle it out of that situation.
On Designing Women, Jean Smart’s character did a lot of interesting things in Atlanta. However, the most interesting thing she did in that city, the actress did in her real life.
She told Seth Meyers on Late Night that her Watchmen co-star Tim Blake Nelson invited her to the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta. A strip club where the dancers are more mature as in their 60’s and 70’s.
All of a sudden one of the younger strippers, in her 50’s, asked her she wanted “a dance.” She did not reveal if she said yes, but it is a night she will never forget. Especially when a drunk man knocked her off of her barstool.
Out of all of the things I did not do when I lived in Atlanta, this is the only thing I regret not experiencing.
One last note, how amazing would it be if they did a Golden Girls like sitcom and based it on the Clermont Lounge?
