In 2009, Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley started playing brothers for lifes on Vampire Diaries. And 15 years later, they still have that Brother’s Bond! So much so that they sell a Bourbon with that name.
Not only that, they have a bromance so intense that nothing can come between them. Not even hot wings.
I know that because the two actors took part in Hot Ones Versus, and we got to witness how much love they have for each other when they read pickup lines to the other one. They way they looked into each other’s eyes, I hope their partners don’t get jealous because I did.
But that is because I thought that Somerhalder became Smolderhalder when he danced with a hot wing in his mouth. Who knew that was so sexy? But it is, and I will forever think of him as a small toe!
I don’t know about you, but I add red pepper flakes to all of my pasta sauces because I like it hot! And now, I won’t have to do that. That is because Hot Ones teamed up with Ragu to release three spicy pasta sauces.
RAGÚ® x Hot Ones™ Limited Edition Fiery Garlic (Hot) – Featuring notes of Fresno chile and garlic blending with the umami-rich tomatoes, this sauce provides a crowd-pleasing kick when added to baked goat cheese, pizzas and burger toppings.
RAGÚ® x Hot Ones™ Limited Edition Chipotle Blaze (Hotter) – Smoky meets sweet in this blend of chipotle peppers and tomatoes resulting in a deliciously spicy sauce that’s a perfect barbecue substitute in your favorite chicken or beef dishes.
RAGÚ® x Hot Ones™ Limited Edition Chile Inferno (Hottest) – Beware! This sauce is not for the faint of tongue. Infused with some of the spiciest peppers out there, this sauce is perfect to add to wings, dips or whatever else you dare to put it on.
“Hot Ones is constantly looking for new and innovative ways to bring the heat to spice lovers nationwide, and the RAGU x Hot Ones sauces are a perfect combination of spice and Italian pasta sauces for innovative home cooks,” said First We Feast General Manager and Hot Ones Creator, Chris Schonberger. “We’re proud to spice up the pasta aisle with the RAGÚ x Hot Ones Limited Edition Heat Pack, featuring three new fiery flavors for a limited time.”
As he said, they are only available for a limited time. So don’t wait too long to try them.
I am beginning to think that Sean Evans is running out of people to interview for Hot Ones. Why do I say that? Because his latest victim is Peter Griffin.
As we know, Peter Griffin is not real. However, he was real enough to drink a bottle of the hottest sauce.
How did it go? He learned that even cartoon characters can feel the pain of getting hot sauce on your wiener, and I am not talking about a hot dog. Not only that but what burns going in burns even more coming out.
But it was all worth it because he got to promote the 25th anniversary of Family Guy and the two holiday specials on Hulu. The Halloween one is streaming now. Streaming is something that hurts Peter because he touched his penis with the Devil sauce.
*NYSNC’s back, alright. Whoops, wrong boy band from the ’90s.
Anyways, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick reunited at the MTV VMAs last week. And the next day, they announced they were releasing their first single, Better Place, for the Trolls Band Together soundtrack in two decades.
If that was not enough, they sat down with Sean Evans for Hot Ones and ate some really hot wings. That, and between regretting their decision with each bite, they answered his questions with tears in their eyes.
They, minus Chasez, were in so much pain they couldn’t stop cursing. So they asked who was the biggest curser that Evans had on the show in the last 22 seasons. The answer was Gordon Ramsay with 180 curse words. I say was because Fatone and Timberlake sang a little song called Fuck. It was just them saying fuck as fast as possible until fire came out of their mouths. Who knows? Maybe it will be on their next album.
When it comes to the rest of the interview, I was disappointed. But I did enjoy watching them all suffer.
