Seriously? OMG! WTF?

I don’t know about you, but I add red pepper flakes to all of my pasta sauces because I like it hot! And now, I won’t have to do that. That is because Hot Ones teamed up with Ragu to release three spicy pasta sauces.

• RAGÚ^® x Hot Ones™ Limited Edition Fiery Garlic (Hot) – Featuring notes of Fresno chile and garlic blending with the umami-rich tomatoes, this sauce provides a crowd-pleasing kick when added to baked goat cheese, pizzas and burger toppings.
  
  
• RAGÚ^® x Hot Ones™ Limited Edition Chipotle Blaze (Hotter) – Smoky meets sweet in this blend of chipotle peppers and tomatoes resulting in a deliciously spicy sauce that’s a perfect barbecue substitute in your favorite chicken or beef dishes.
  
  
• RAGÚ^® x Hot Ones™ Limited Edition Chile Inferno (Hottest) – Beware! This sauce is not for the faint of tongue. Infused with some of the spiciest peppers out there, this sauce is perfect to add to wings, dips or whatever else you dare to put it on.

“Hot Ones is constantly looking for new and innovative ways to bring the heat to spice lovers nationwide, and the RAGU x Hot Ones sauces are a perfect combination of spice and Italian pasta sauces for innovative home cooks,” said First We Feast General Manager and Hot Ones Creator, Chris Schonberger. “We’re proud to spice up the pasta aisle with the RAGÚ x Hot Ones Limited Edition Heat Pack, featuring three new fiery flavors for a limited time.”

As he said, they are only available for a limited time. So don’t wait too long to try them.

I am beginning to think that Sean Evans is running out of people to interview for Hot Ones. Why do I say that? Because his latest victim is Peter Griffin.

As we know, Peter Griffin is not real. However, he was real enough to drink a bottle of the hottest sauce.

How did it go? He learned that even cartoon characters can feel the pain of getting hot sauce on your wiener, and I am not talking about a hot dog. Not only that but what burns going in burns even more coming out.

But it was all worth it because he got to promote the 25th anniversary of Family Guy and the two holiday specials on Hulu. The Halloween one is streaming now. Streaming is something that hurts Peter because he touched his penis with the Devil sauce.

Conan O’Brien is the new king of Hot Ones. And no one comes even close.

It is not that he reveals that he told Bea Arthur that she had just four years to live, and she died right before she made that milestone.

It is that he actually drank the hottest hot sauce and was still fine, fucking fine. Although, we knew he wasn’t. There is no way he could’ve been.

I have gotten my tolerance up to Ghost Pepper and was looking away for the last five minutes of this interview. Even Sean Evans was in shock.

I mean, it was so hot that Conan’s face matched his hair. I didn’t know where his face ended and his hairline began.

And with that, my hat is off to him.

The best part of this Hot Ones is that now everyone is now realizing what I already knew, that Conan is a freaking comedic genius!

You can watch Conan’s new series, Conan O’Brien Must Go, tomorrow on Max because HBO is too popular.

*NYSNC’s back, alright. Whoops, wrong boy band from the ’90s.

Anyways, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick reunited at the MTV VMAs last week. And the next day, they announced they were releasing their first single, Better Place, for the Trolls Band Together soundtrack in two decades.

If that was not enough, they sat down with Sean Evans for Hot Ones and ate some really hot wings. That, and between regretting their decision with each bite, they answered his questions with tears in their eyes.

They, minus Chasez, were in so much pain they couldn’t stop cursing. So they asked who was the biggest curser that Evans had on the show in the last 22 seasons. The answer was Gordon Ramsay with 180 curse words. I say was because Fatone and Timberlake sang a little song called Fuck. It was just them saying fuck as fast as possible until fire came out of their mouths. Who knows? Maybe it will be on their next album.

When it comes to the rest of the interview, I was disappointed. But I did enjoy watching them all suffer.

Guys just filmed #HotOnes…holy s#!$. Coming soon. 🔥@firstwefeast @seanseaevans pic.twitter.com/Rw9zwGosiK

— PRIYANKA (@priyankachopra) January 22, 2021

Priyanka Chopra recorded an episode of First We Feast’s Hot Ones. In case you don’t know what that show is, it is a web series hosted by Sean Evans. While he interviews the guests, they eat chicken wings with varying types of hot sauces with peppers on the Scoville chart. In other words, with each hot question, the sauce gets hotter and hotter.

Since we only see the celebrities when the camera is one them, have you ever wondered what it is like when the cameras stop rolling? Well, now we know.

Mrs. Nick Jonas taped an episode on Friday and shared with us what it was like when she left the studio. In one hand, she has a glass of milk and in the other one some ice cream. No matter how much cold stuff she put on her tongue, the heat was still there. You can tell she regretted doing it.

I know that feeling, and it is no fun. What is even worse is the next time you poop. Oh, does your butthole hate you. Now, that is something I want to see. I just want to see the cheeks on their face when they are pooping, and not their cheeks that poop is coming from.

Then again, I am a sadist who is also a masochist when it comes to hot sauce.

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