I am beginning to think that Sean Evans is running out of people to interview for Hot Ones. Why do I say that? Because his latest victim is Peter Griffin.
As we know, Peter Griffin is not real. However, he was real enough to drink a bottle of the hottest sauce.
How did it go? He learned that even cartoon characters can feel the pain of getting hot sauce on your wiener, and I am not talking about a hot dog. Not only that but what burns going in burns even more coming out.
But it was all worth it because he got to promote the 25th anniversary of Family Guy and the two holiday specials on Hulu. The Halloween one is streaming now. Streaming is something that hurts Peter because he touched his penis with the Devil sauce.
*NYSNC’s back, alright. Whoops, wrong boy band from the ’90s.
Anyways, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick reunited at the MTV VMAs last week. And the next day, they announced they were releasing their first single, Better Place, for the Trolls Band Together soundtrack in two decades.
If that was not enough, they sat down with Sean Evans for Hot Ones and ate some really hot wings. That, and between regretting their decision with each bite, they answered his questions with tears in their eyes.
They, minus Chasez, were in so much pain they couldn’t stop cursing. So they asked who was the biggest curser that Evans had on the show in the last 22 seasons. The answer was Gordon Ramsay with 180 curse words. I say was because Fatone and Timberlake sang a little song called Fuck. It was just them saying fuck as fast as possible until fire came out of their mouths. Who knows? Maybe it will be on their next album.
When it comes to the rest of the interview, I was disappointed. But I did enjoy watching them all suffer.
Priyanka Chopra recorded an episode of First We Feast’s Hot Ones. In case you don’t know what that show is, it is a web series hosted by Sean Evans. While he interviews the guests, they eat chicken wings with varying types of hot sauces with peppers on the Scoville chart. In other words, with each hot question, the sauce gets hotter and hotter.
Since we only see the celebrities when the camera is one them, have you ever wondered what it is like when the cameras stop rolling? Well, now we know.
Mrs. Nick Jonas taped an episode on Friday and shared with us what it was like when she left the studio. In one hand, she has a glass of milk and in the other one some ice cream. No matter how much cold stuff she put on her tongue, the heat was still there. You can tell she regretted doing it.
I know that feeling, and it is no fun. What is even worse is the next time you poop. Oh, does your butthole hate you. Now, that is something I want to see. I just want to see the cheeks on their face when they are pooping, and not their cheeks that poop is coming from.
Then again, I am a sadist who is also a masochist when it comes to hot sauce.
I am a sadist who loves to drink hot sauce. Therefore, Hot Ones: The Game Show is like porn to me. Find out why it has me so excited tonight and every Tuesday at 10p on TruTV. I am pretty sure you have seen Sean Evans’ webseries Hot Ones, well the game show is loosely based on it.
Before the first question is even asked, the two teams that consist of two people, have to eat a very hot wing. Then they proceed to answer three questions without anything to numb their mouths. On tonight’s series premiere, one guy throws up before the commercial break. Will he be able to continue on? There are medical advisors on the show to determine if he can.
The second round is a repeat of the first round, but with a hotter wing. As the sweat pours out of their pores, they have to ask themselves is it worth it to go to the third round. For that round, they do not have to eat a wing before it starts. Instead, they have to take a big bite of a very hot wing if they get the answer correct. The team with the higher score goes on to the Ring of Fire.
That is when they have to do a shot of extremely hot sauce that turns your a$$ into a fire-breathing dragon. Since breathing out of their mouths in nearly impossible because of the pain. It does not help their lips and tongues that they are going to have to scream to their teammates through a huge ring of fire to win the grand prize. If they win this round, then they win $25,000 and as much milk they want. I hope they are not lactose intolerant because man it is going to burn coming out in so many ways.
It is rare I say I want to be on a game show, but this one is calling my name. I just want to try the sauces. I am up to tolerating Haberno without a problem, so I want to see how painful it is.
That and this show is a lot of fun to watch. You get to see the contestants are in so much physical pain. Is it wrong to enjoy that? I don’t care. What I care about is how much I love this game show.
