Ryan Seacrest revealed on Live with Kelly and Ryan today that he had to change his under during American Idol yesterday.
As soon as I read that headline, I thought he sh!t in his pants. Unfortunately, that was not the case. Instead, the underwear he was wearing didn’t work with his suit because it showed off a bulge that the family-friendly audience would not approve of seeing.
So during a break, the host’s suit stylist, Miles, came up to him and told him he would have to change his briefs. Well, he told Miles that he didn’t bring an extra pair with him. What to do? What to do? Miles’ solution was that Seacrest could wear his tighty whities.
What did Seacrest do? He changed into Miles’ shorter and tighter underies. I am with Kelly Ripa on this, and that is so gross. There is no way I would’ve done it. Seacrest could have just kept his jacket buttoned up.
There are things that I will do for a job, but I will quit before I do that. Would you wear someone else’s underwear?
I seriously cannot comment anymore because I am so like grossed out to the max. Maybe it is a woman thing, but so yuck.
David Spade has one of those faces that could be mistaken for someone else’s mug. Therefore, today on Live with Kelly and Ryan, Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest wanted to know who people think he is when they meet him.
I would think he would get Denis Leary, Ripa, and Dana Carvey. I got one right, and that was Carvey. The one I didn’t expect him to say was Gary Oldman. But then again, I always see Oldman as Sid Vicious.
Which celebrity do you mistake the actor for? Oh, and if you do call him someone else, he will go through with it as that celeb. If ever I see him walking on the street, I would totally mess with him, pretend like he is the kid from Jerry Maguire and ask him how much a human head weighs?.
Matthew Broderick is starring in Plaza Suite on Broadway with Sarah Jessica Parker. In order to get the word out about the play, which opened last week, the actor is doing press for it. Yesterday, he appeared on Live with Kelly and Ryan plus Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Then, when he was done with that part of his day, it was time for him to go to work. Before he could go on the stage, he had to do a COVID test. That is when the actor found out that he had tested positive for the virus after two tests, according to Broadway World.
This makes me wonder if the talk shows are doing enough to protect their hosts. For example, Meyers gave Broderick a quick hug when he came out, which could put the NBC host at risk. Something that would be bad because he has children that are too young to get vaccinated. However, I don’t know when Broderick taped that appearance, so Meyers could be in the clear.
When it comes to Live, I think you can kind of see that his eyes are watery. But I could be reading too much into it because I watched the interview after I knew he tested positive.
Live with Kelly and Ryan are getting ready to bring their show to Hollywood to host After the Oscars on Monday. In order to promote that, Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest are recreating moments from the Oscar-nominated movies.
Kelly Ripa pretended to be Tammy Faye Bakker from The Eyes of Tammy Faye, and she might have been better than Jessica Chastain.
Now, Seacrest is trying to be Jonathan Larson singing 30/90 in Tick Tick Boom. How did he do? The only acting I can foresee him doing after this porn. That is because he looks like he is having an orgasm and sounds like some of the Adult Entertainers I used to hear sing at Porn Star Karaoke.
Seriously, his performance was so bad; the Academy should give Andrew Garfield the Academy Award for Best Actor out of pity for what Seacrest just did. Well, that and Garfield deserves it for Tick Tick Boom and The Eyes of Tammy Faye.
What did you think of Seacrest’s performance? What type of award would you give him?
