I used to think that Andrew Garfield could do no wrong. I say used to because he did something on Sunday that is unforgivable.
What did he do? Yesterday, Jimmy Kimmel started his monologue by sharing a story about the Emmys. Not the story we wanted to hear, but a story that could’ve prevented the most talked about moment on TV’s biggest night.
As you have heard, Kimmel and Will Arnett did a bit where the talk show host pretended to be passed out on the stage. Instead of getting up and walking off the stage, he continued to lie there as Quinta Brunson accepted her award.
Since Kimmel is not a comedian and has never starred in a sitcom, he doesn’t know when a bit is over. So almost everyone is writing Mean Tweets about him.
So, why is Garfield at fault? Well, during the opening number, there were dancers dancing with fake spears, and one of the heads came off. The spearhead was about to hit Kimmel, but Garfield caught it in time. Therefore, it is Garfield’s fault that Kimmel was still conscious to do that bit.
But then again, had he been hit with it, then the show would’ve probably been over right then and there, and Brunson never would’ve accepted her award that night.
So maybe Garfield did a good thing. I am so confused.
If you missed Kimmel’s unfunny joke, then click here!
Yesterday, Variety posted an interview with Andrew Garfield about what a year he has had with his acting career. In the article, the Oscar nom says he is taking a break because he says, “I need to just be a bit ordinary for a while.”
Well, lots of outlets assumed that meant that he was going to take a lot of time off, which would be completely understandable. I mean, in the last year, we saw him in Tick Tick Boom, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Spider-Man: No Way Home, and Under the Banner of Heaven.
Today, when he was on The View, they asked him long his break will be for, and it is not as long as it was assumed. “I’ve been working hard, and I’ve been loving the work I’ve been doing,” he said. “I need to take a month or so. A month of a break, maybe two.”
Garfield earned that time off. But no more than that. We need as much of him on the screen as we can get because he is one of the best actors in his age group.
Live with Kelly and Ryan are getting ready to bring their show to Hollywood to host After the Oscars on Monday. In order to promote that, Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest are recreating moments from the Oscar-nominated movies.
Kelly Ripa pretended to be Tammy Faye Bakker from The Eyes of Tammy Faye, and she might have been better than Jessica Chastain.
Now, Seacrest is trying to be Jonathan Larson singing 30/90 in Tick Tick Boom. How did he do? The only acting I can foresee him doing after this porn. That is because he looks like he is having an orgasm and sounds like some of the Adult Entertainers I used to hear sing at Porn Star Karaoke.
Seriously, his performance was so bad; the Academy should give Andrew Garfield the Academy Award for Best Actor out of pity for what Seacrest just did. Well, that and Garfield deserves it for Tick Tick Boom and The Eyes of Tammy Faye.
What did you think of Seacrest’s performance? What type of award would you give him?
Before Andrew Garfield was writing for Broadway in Tick Tick Boom, he was writing for his teacher who wanted to go tick tick boom with him in Swinging. He looks the same now as he did when he was 21 in that 2005 episode.
Before Andrew Garfield was naturally cool in Tick Tick Boom, he was completely awkward in Sugar Rush. How awwwdorable was the 21-year-old in that 2005 episode?
