Ryan Seacrest is the hardest working man in Hollywood and tell me I am not the only one who ever wondered if he actually has time to pee. Well I guess he does because today he Tweeted, “You ever pee and wash your hands then have to pee again because the water is so cold?”
So I guess the moral of that Tweet is if you want to see the man who gave us he Kardashians pee in pants, then all you have to do is dip his hands in ice water!
Ryan Seacrest was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and Kimmel told him that he hasn’t apologized to America yet for making them the celebrities that they are today. Which I completely think he needs to do. Instead of admitting his mistake the American Idol host said they are a blessing. Then Seacrest said, “They are today’s Brady Bunch.” Kimmel and I had the same reaction, WTF are you talking about Ryan? The Brady Bunch?
Let’s see the Bradys were a wholesome family whose biggest issues were Greg smoking a cigarette, Marsha saying she got Davy Jones for the dance when she didn’t and Jan not wearing her glasses. Now let’s look at the Kardashian, Kim has a boring sex tape and her second marriage lasted only 72 days, Khloe wore a see thru shirt with no bra showing off her nipples on her first day of hosting The X Factor, Bruce Jenner had some bad plastic surgery and Kris is rumored to have cheated on her first husband. Yeah I see how they are the new Brady…not. The only way I can say they are alike is that they melded their families together, but then again when was the last time you saw Bruce’s kids from his first wife on their show or in their lives? At least on the Brady Bunch we saw both families together all of the time.
So Ryan you might think your little money makers are the new Brady Bunch, but sorry to tell you you are the only one who feels that way.
Basically what I am saying is leave The Bradys alone!!!
It is time for kids to graduate into the real world and Ryan Seacrest has some Words of Wizdumb for them. The American Idol host Tweeted, “If I can give students one piece of advice, it’s to stretch. And don’t frost your tips. And yes, wear sunscreen.” Aren’t the last two on that list what made him the star that he is today. Without those frosted tips and over-tanned skin, he would’ve been anther Brian Dunkleman.
BTW he didn’t always feel this way because back in 2008, he showed Jimmy Kimmel a much different way in how he preps the future generation for a job in the biz.
So will you follow his words from today or his actions of yesteryear? I am thinking the latter.
Remember a few years ago when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a visually impaired Scott Macintyre and you thought who would ever top that idiot move on TV? Well last night Jimmy Kimmel Live came close if not beating Seacrest out for the title.
They had a very funny man on the street where they asked people if they watch porn and we have to guess if they do? There were several shocking discoveries from the people they asked by who watches and who doesn’t, but the last one was the biggest shock of them all. They asked 22 year old Alex from Minnesota the question and the audience and I both thought he did. When the video started rolling again he responded with, “Yeah, I have but not since I went blind.” And then the camera pans down to show he has a walking stick. As they did that you hear the nervously laugh and/or give a sympathetic ahh. At this point we don’t know whether to laugh or be like that is so wrong man, and then our minds are made up when Kimmel says “Well it’s a good lesson for all of us. I think. I guess what your mother said is true.”
As wrong as I thought everything was after Alex came on, I sadly have to admit that I am guilty of laughing.
Now when it comes to the faux pas, the producer should’ve realized that he was carrying a walking stick for the blind and not have asked him the question. Don’t you agree? If I were Alex, I wouldn’t watch JKL again. Too soon?
