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Mariah Carey gives Ryan Reynolds some serious side eye
August 25th, 2021 under Mariah Carey, Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, Ryan Reynolds made a little TikTok of himself listening to Mariah Carey’s Fantasy, a song from his movie Free Guy, and did a little hand dance to it.

Somehow, word got back to the singer, and she did a little duet with that video on the social media site. I guess she didn’t like what he did, and now he is her new Jennifer Lopez/Nicki Minaj. Mrs. Blake Lively better watch out because she is someone you don’t want to be in a feud with.

I am going to say this, not because I am afraid of her after that look, but who knew she could be funnier than Reynolds? She left him in a Deadpool. I am sure it was a sweet fantasy she never expected to have.

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There is a reason why Ryan Seacrest hosts and doesn’t sing on American Idol
August 4th, 2021 under Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Seacrest. [ Comments: none ]

Ryan Seacrest has been the host of American Idol for 20 years now, but he doesn’t sing on the singing competition show like everyone else. There is a reason why. And today, we found out on Live with Kelly and Ryan.

What is that reason? He can’t sing. Seacrest decided to belt out Mike Post’s Believe It or Not, the theme song from The Greatest American Hero (the greatest theme song of all time), and it was really bad. Like ringing in your ears bad. He hit such high notes; I was wondering how tight his pants are.

Even Ryan Reynolds was like, I wouldn’t wish this experience on my worst enemy Hugh Jackman.

But, at least Seacrest got really into it, and that is something positive.

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Blake Lively reveals how she makes walking a red carpet look painfree
August 4th, 2021 under Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]

Blake Lively was back on the red carpet yesterday with her husband, Ryan Reynolds, to promote his movie, Free Guy. The Gossip Girl turned heads in a Cleopatra cut mauve Prabal Gurung floor-length gown that covered her feet. That was a good thing because it hid her secret. The actress was wearing hi-top sneakers, so she was able to glide across the carpet with her leading man. A very smart move on her part because we are not used to wearing heels anymore, and our feet are going to rebel against us when we do.

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Who looks better in a tux: The Rock or Ryan Reynolds?
July 8th, 2021 under Gal Gadot, Netflix, Ryan Reynolds, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

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On November 12th, The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot will be starring in Red Notice on Netflix. It is such a big deal that they are all getting dressed up for the occasion.

The boys are both wearing tuxes. Who looks better dressed up to the nines? Gal Gadot, of course. That is because she is Wonder Woman, and they are just Black Adam and Deadpool.

For those of you who want to know what the film is about, here it is. An Interpol-issued Red Notice is a global alert to hunt and capture the world’s most wanted. But when a daring heist brings together the FBI’s top profiler (Johnson) and two rival criminals (Gadot, Reynolds), there’s no telling what will happen.

They say, “go big, or go home.” Therefore DJ declared, “This is my career first streaming film and I wanted to make it big and special for all the fans worldwide.”

Get to see how special it is around Thanksgiving.

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Ryan Reynolds wants to give dads a vasectomy for Fathers’ Day
June 11th, 2021 under Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]

What do most dads want for Fathers’ Days? Sex. However, that is something most of them cannot do because the things that they got from having the intercourse might come into the room.

So what do they really want? Sex with no chance of pregnancy. How can they get that? They can achieve that with anal. That is reserved for his birthdays and anniversaries. That is if he remembers the date he got married on his own. Therefore, the one way he can get safe sex is with a vasectomy.

But most men are terrified to have their boys go under the knife. Therefore, Ryan Reynolds came up with a solution. He created a drink called the Vasectomy. If you put more of his Aviation Gin than he suggested, then you will forget everything like your kids!

Therefore, don’t know what to give your baby daddy for Fathers’ Day? Give him Aviation Gin. It is the gift he won’t remember getting, but he knows he liked what you got him.

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