Yesterday, Republicans spent the day talking to Oliver Stone about the 61-year-old murder investigation into the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Because that is going to help lower the prices of everything.
Anyway, it was someone’s brilliant idea to put Lauren Boebert on the committee that asked witnesses questions about who they think committed the crime.
She asked director Oliver Stone about his book in which he says that then Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson was behind the murder. Oliver didn’t know what she was talking about. Why? Because fake Boobert thought she was talking to conspiracy theorist author Roger Stone.
They are nothing alike. One makes movies, one writes books. One fought in Vietnam, one spied on Democrats. One is Liberal, one is MAGAt. However, they are both out there. That could be why she got them confused.
That, and she is not the brightest lightbulb in a nightlight. Perhaps if she had spent more time studying in school, she would have known to watch the movie instead of reading the book, because who wants to read?
Bill and Hillary Clinton excitingly voted today for Kamala Harris. And it looks like the former President is really excited that he voted for her to be the next person.
Where is Monica Lewinsky when you need her? Sorry, Monica, I had to.
However, from her, we learned that he likes cigars, and maybe that is what is in his pocket?
We are days away from the election, and Vice President Kamala Harris made a last-minute stop at Saturday Night Live yesterday.
The future President of the United States had some reflection time with her doppelganger Maya Rudolph, and she learned what her what her laugh really sounds like!
I love having a President who can laugh at herself. And not one who doesn’t understand why we are laughing at him.
Yesterday, Tim Walz held a rally in Detroit with Barack Obama. If you are going to have a political event in Michigan, then you need to have the state’s biggest star introduce you.
So, they asked Kid Rock to join them. Who am I kidding? It was Eminem who went the 8 Mile for Democrats yesterday.
However, I don’t think anything could prepare the Rapper for what was about to happen next. When Obama came out, he said that he was nervous following the hometown star. So much so, he told the cheering audience, “My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti. I’m nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready. To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting.”
And that is why people love Obama! He knows how to win over a crowd without talking about the size of a late golfer’s penis. Mainly because let’s be honest, we know that Obama also has a golf club between his legs, unlike Trump, who swings with a golf tee.
Yesterday was not Donald Trump’s night. First, Vice President Kamala Harris kicked Donald Trump’s ass in the debate. It was not even close. It was a blood bath.
If that was not bad enough for the “man” who claimed Hatain immigrants are eating the pets of Springfield, Ohio (they are not), Taylor Swift finished him off by endorsing Mrs. Harris to be President of the United States in November. And we know how influential her endorsement is to the billions of Swifites around the World.
Ms. Swift wrote: “Like many of you, I watched the debate tonight. If you haven’t already, now is a great time to do your research on the issues at hand and the stances these candidates take on the topics that matter to you the most. As a voter, I make sure to watch and read everything I can about their proposed policies and plans for this country.
“Recently I was made aware that AI of ‘me’ falsely endorsing Donald Trump’s presidential run was posted to his site. It really conjured up my fears around AI, and the dangers of spreading misinformation. It brought me to the conclusion that I need to be very transparent about my actual plans for this election as a voter. The simplest way to combat misinformation is with the truth.
“I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I’m voting for @kamalaharris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them. I think she is a steady-handed, gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos. I was so heartened and impressed by her selection of running mate @timwalz, who has been standing up for LGBTQ+ rights, IVF, and a woman’s right to her own body for decades.
“I’ve done my research, and I’ve made my choice. Your research is all yours to do, and the choice is yours to make. I also want to say, especially to first time voters: Remember that in order to vote, you have to be registered! I also find it’s much easier to vote early. I’ll link where to register and find early voting dates and info in my story.
“With love and hope,
“Taylor Swift
“Childless Cat Lady”
Just like the cat she is holding, this election is just like Benjamin Button. We started out with old men, and it is ending with a young (wo)man!!!
BTW He had to know he was fucked when he posted that AI photo claiming that Swift endorsed him. She was just waiting. And she chose the perfect time to get her revenge.
