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Attorney General of Pennsylvania has the best reaction to his son crashing his liveshot
November 7th, 2020 under Politics, TV News. [ Comments: none ]

Josh Shapiro, Attorney General of Pennsylvania, was going live on MSNBC yesterday, and his son walked into his shot. When the teen looked up from his phone and realized that, he immediately turned around and walked away.

How did his dad react to his son stealing his limelight? Shapiro wrote, “I’m taking his phone away for 24 hours.” How will his son now tell all of his friends that Pennsylvania decided the next President of the United States?


President-elect Joe Biden!
November 7th, 2020 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]

Almost all of us are Disney’s first Latinx Princess Aimee Carrero now! Party on!!!

Congrats to President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris!!!

Donald Trump, to quote you, “You’re fired!”


Borat defends Rudy Giuliani, but Sacha Baron Cohen does not
October 23rd, 2020 under Amazon Prime, Politics, Sacha Baron Cohen, TV News. [ Comments: 1 ]

The other day, it was reported that there is a scene in Borat Subsequent Movie Film in which Rudy Giuliani is seen putting his hand in his pants while alone in the bedroom with a 15-year-old female reporter. He denies that it was anything more than him tucking in his shirt, but the video says otherwise.

Yesterday, Borat made a video defending the former NYC mayor. He says, “What was an innocent sexy time encounter with a consenting man and my 15-year-old daughter, have been turned into something disgusting by fake news media.”

Today, Sacha Baron Cohen and Maria Bakalova (the actress who plays his daughter) were on one of the fake news media programs, and they talked about the scene. Cohen told Good Morning America, “If the president’s lawyer found what he did there appropriate behavior, then heaven knows what he’s doing with other female journalists in hotel rooms.” Well, Giuliani did have an affair with and married a reporter, so we don’t want to know the answer to the question.

Anyway, Cohen then went on to say to watch the movie and judge for yourself. However, he feels that it was pretty obvious what was happening there.

When it was time for Bakalova to answer the question, she grabbed Cohen’s arm and said, “I want to thank you.” Then she added, “I was not sure you were going to save me from everything.”

Cohen said he was watching from a hideaway location, and he was concerned for his actress. “It is my responsibility as a producer, as well, to ensure that the lead actor is looked after.”

However, she does clarify that she always felt safe because the crew always had her back.

Was that encounter that bad? Want to see it and judge for yourself, then click here!


Proof flies are attracted to 💩
October 7th, 2020 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]

There was no real buzz during tonight’s Vice President debate. That was until the fly on the wall, aka plexiglass, got a whiff of some 🐂💩, and decided to get a closer look. Therefore, it did what flies do and flew on the pile of 💩 it smelled, aka Mike Pence’s head. After that, it all sounded like a teacher in the Peanuts’ cartoons. That’s because we were all like, “look at the fly, look at the fly.”

I don’t know why people are saying Kamala Harris won the debate. She didn’t. The fly did. Especially because the black insect stood out even more in Pence’s white hair, causing us to be more distracted.

I hope the fly didn’t get COVID-19 like everyone else who has come in contact with someone from the White House.


Joe Biden’s campaign goes to the dogs
October 6th, 2020 under Animals, Politics. [ Comments: 1 ]

The White House has been missing a lot of things since January 22, 2017. Things like sanity, heart, class, and animals.

Well, dogs all over the United States of America want to be back in the People’s House. Therefore, they got together and made a barktastic commercial supporting Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Canines can smell a kind-hearted person, and they can smell it on the former-Vice President.

Biden has two German Shepards. Champ, who was adopted in 2008, when he was still in office, and Major, who rescued ten years later. They say those who own animals are kinder, more caring souls. Let’s put someone with a soul back at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

It would be nice if the sign on the gate read beware of dog, instead of beware of president.

While that’s how I feel about this arfdorable ad, my cat feels differently. She meowed, “Not to be catty, but where is our ad?” If someone at the Biden campaign sees this, she would like to be a supporter in your next advertisement with kitties. Cats are animals too!

Seriously, be a good boy and good girl, and vote on November 3rd. I don’t want to send the hounds after you. Although, the hounds I would send would be loving pups. The ones Donald Trump would be the hell hounds that have been circling him since the day he was born.


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