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The Democratic National Convention ran out of time for James Taylor
August 20th, 2024 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]

James Taylor was supposed to perform at the Democratic National Convention in Chicago yesterday at around 9p between First Lady Jill Biden’s speech and her daughter, Ashley, introducing her father, President Joe Biden. However, the festivities were running late, so they removed him from the schedule even though he did a sound check.

What happened? Convention officials told The Hollywood Reporter.“Because of the raucous applause interrupting speaker after speaker, we ultimately skipped elements of our program to ensure we could get to President Biden as quickly as possible so that he could speak directly to the American people. We are proud of the electric atmosphere in our convention hall and proud that our convention is showcasing the broad and diverse coalition behind the Harris-Walz ticket throughout the week on and off the stage.”

The singer has yet to address his last-minute cancellation, and the DNC has not said if he will perform on another day. Do you think they should make time for him?

UPDATE: James Taylor broke his silence about not performing at the DNC. To see what he said, then click here!

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A Congressman’s son’s faces are the faces we wish could make on the House floor
June 3rd, 2024 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]

Congressman John Rose brought his son, Guy, 6, to work with him, and I bet he didn’t.

That is because as the Republican from Nashville, Tennessee, was giving a speech on the conviction of convicted felon Donald Trump, his son decided to make funny faces while the camera was on him. And it is the faces I make when I hear the convicted felon’s name. So I get it.

Did the kid’s dad get it? The 59-year-old wrote, “This is what I get for telling my son Guy to smile at the camera for his little brother ‍♂️”

I think it is more likely because of the topic he was talking about.

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President Joe Biden’s reaction to MTG’s attire was the best part of the State of the Union
March 8th, 2024 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t care who the President of the United States is; the State of the Union is boring.

However, yesterday’s was interesting before it started. That is because MAGidiot MTG wore her Gd’s red MAGA hat, a red blazer with buttons, and a shirt saying, “Say her name,” which was referring to the recently murdered Laken Riley.

Basically, MTG looked more like an ignoramus than she usually does. So as soon as President Joe Biden saw her, he did a shocked double-take that got everyone laughing, even the Neaderthal!

And that is why Dark Brandon rules!

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Another reason not to vote for Vivek Ramaswamy
September 28th, 2023 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]

 

via Trevor Donovan

After the debate yesterday, someone asked Vivek Ramaswamy, “What’s Jenny’s number?” And his Chat GPT malfunctioned.

So if a candidate can’t tell you Jenny’s number is 867-5309, then he shouldn’t be running.

And that is one of the many reasons why Vivek should not be running. He is that loser kid that just wants to be cool. But he is never going to be that. He needs to give it up because the only people who like him are the losers’ losers.

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Senator John Kennedy reads gay erotic porn on the Senate floor
September 12th, 2023 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]

Senator John Kennedy looks like he works in the funeral home, and today, he did something in the Senate that made my sex drive die.

He read two excerpts from the books George M. Johnson’s All Boys Aren’t Blue and Maia Kobabe’s Gender Queer to prove his point, but all he did was make pregnancy rates go down. Who wants to have sex after hearing him say, “I can’t wait to have your cock in my mouth. I’m going to give you the blow job of your life. Then, I want you inside of me.”

I am sure no lady has ever said that to him. And now, I will never ever say that again to anyone.

As my friend reminded me, the GOP is worried about Drag Queen story time. This is so much worse.

Who needs a cold shower when you have this?

I almost feel bad for him. Because he read this without any emotion. And that makes me think that he has never had a good fuck. Seriously, how does he read, “He got on top and slowly inserted himself into me,” and not be a little aroused?

Has he even ever been aroused? That is the problem with the conservatives. They are missing out! If they had a really fucking fantastic orgasm, they might become happier people.

Lord knows, Kennedy desperately needs one. But I don’t think he could ever let himself go enough to have one.

And when it comes to his argument about whether librarians over parents should choose what books are in a library. Yes, it is their house. You don’t want them in your house reminding you about all the filth in the Bible, then stay out of their houses. If you tell a kid not to read a book, guess what they are going to read it. And with the internet these days, kids can read any book they want.

So banning and reworking books is not the solution. Having honest discussions with kids is.

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