Today, while Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer was talking about the upcoming impeachment trial for Donald Trump, he said erection instead of insurrection. What more can I say about that but it is so funny.
What is even funnier is that he is the second man to do that this week. Anderson Cooper also did it on CNN. So, fellows, I want to know what is up (no pun intended) with the Freudian slip?
Bernie Sanders, like almost 100 other United States Senators, attended President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris’ inauguration on Wednesday. However, he was the only one who became a meme.
Yesterday, the Vermont Senator was on Late Night, and Seth Meyers had to know if he had seen some of the memes. Sanders has seen them, and you can tell by his laughter that he enjoys them.
So what was he thinking when he was snapped? “I was just sitting there, trying to keep warm, trying to pay attention to what was going on,” Sanders said with a smile.
Thankfully, he has a good sense of humor about it all! Sanders even had one when Meyers asked him what was in that manila envelope. “I’d love to tell you, Seth. It’s top secret.”
While he brought an envelope, my House Representative, Brad Sherman, brought a Trader Joe’s bag. That is just how we do things in the Valley.
We know that Vice President Kamala Harris will be the first woman and the first African American and Indian to hold a top position in the White House. We know that her husband is the first male spouse and Jewish person to hold the title. However, we don’t talk enough about Joe Biden’s dog Major who is the first rescue to play in the White Dog House.
You can’t have an Indoguration without celebrities, so Jill Martin hosted the event, and Josh Groban sang. The singer reworked (How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window for the event. All of the viewers were howling over it. Then again, we always knew that Grobs has a way with bitches.
Hopefully, people will start barking about how Major is a rescue, and it will cause other people to adopt instead of shop. All of my cats were rescues, and they were/are all rare breeds. More importantly, they give you lots of love! You can buy that!
We are five days away from President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris’ Inauguration celebration. So far, they have announced that Jon Bon Jovi, Garth Brooks, Justin Timberlake, and Demi Lovato will play the nighttime festivities. Today, they added three more huge names to the party: Bruce Springsteen, Foo Fighters, and John Legend.
Somewhere in the White House’s bunker, Donald Trump is crying because all he got was someone who won America’s Got Talent at his shindig.
If the Biden Inaugural team really wants to troll Trump and make him cry, they should get the Village People to play YMCA and Macho Man. The sad patraitor will be oddly dancing to their performances in Mar-a-Lago. So sad…not.
Yesterday, the Biden Inaugural team announced who will be performing for President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris during the nighttime festivities of January 20th. Today, we found out who will be part of the daytime events.
The participants for the 59th Inaugural Swearing-In Ceremony are:
Invocation – Father Leo J. O’Donovan
Pledge of Allegiance – Andrea Hall
National Anthem – Lady Gaga
Poetry Reading – Amanda Gorman
Musical Performance – Jennifer Lopez
Benediction – Reverend Dr. Silvester Beaman
I think that Lady Gaga is a brilliant choice to sing the National Anthem because she has such a powerful, beautiful voice. J-Lo, they could have done better. She just is the opposite of what they stand for, and that is unity and caring. I think the singer only cares about herself.
