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Jennifer Lopez reveals she has never driven a car
July 30th, 2019 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Jennifer Lopez turned the big 5-0 on the 24th and Alex Rodriquez got her an expensive car for her birthday. There is only one thing her fiance’ forgot, the singer has never driven a car. She admitted that it is one of the few things she does not how to do just before she took her new baby out for a drive.

Which means not only did she fake being back in The Bronx when she filmed that Fiat ad, she also pretended that she knows how to drive. Which is probably why they faked that Jenny was back in the block.

Now, here is something rare that I will do, but I will come to her defense. Like her, I grew up in Da Bronx. Had I not gone to college in Miami, I might not have learned how to drive. It is just not something you need to do in NYC. However, she is not too old to learn how to do it. If Ozzy Osbourne can do it at when he was 60, then what is stopping her because she is 10 years younger than he was. Especially in Florida where no one knows how to operate a vehicle. I can say that because I lived there.

J-Lo if you don’t want to take driving lessons and don’t want the car, I would be more than OK with you re-gifting the car to me! Free of charge of course.


J-Lo can work a pole in the Hustlers trailer
July 17th, 2019 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Out of all of the roles that Jennifer Lopez has played throughout the years, this is the one, I think, she was born to play. A stripper hustling rich men out of their money. It seems really natural for her, don’t you think?

When it comes to Hustlers, I think it is going to be this year’s Showgirls. So bad, it is just bad. Yet you cannot stop watching it over and over again starting on Friday the 13th of September.


Is Jennifer Lopez really almost 50?
April 1st, 2019 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

On July 24th, Jennifer Lopez is going to turn the big 5-0. However looking at the mom of 11-year-old twins in a bikini in the set of Hustlers, you would never believe it. She has a body women half her age dream of having. Does she have any body fat on her?

I would say I want to know her secret, but she works extremely hard to get that body and I work hard and not working out.


Does this mean J-Lo will go by J-Rod after they get married
March 10th, 2019 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Last month J-Lo and A-Rod celebrated their 2 year anniversary and this month he asked her to marry him? What did she say? “She said yes ❤️” Who wouldn’t to that ring?

They have not set a date, but I hope they get married in Yankees Stadium. The two Bronx darlings should show her block that they are not too famous to love where they come from.


Ellen DeGeneres is afraid of ‘A-Rod’s penis’
February 13th, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres, J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Ellen DeGeneres asked Jennifer Lopez to answer some of her Burning Questions and we learned more about the talk show host than Jenny from the block.

For example, when she asked J-Lo what she likes best about Alex Rodriquez, the singer said his arms. While Ellen said his penis. Then later on DeGeneres admitted she is afraid of it. I don’t know why because it would be a swing and a miss if he tried anything with her with his A-Rod aka baseball bat.

We also learned that J-Lo sleeps in T-shirt as compared to Ellen who sleeps without one or anything else.

Just when you thought that J-Lo would be naughty one, turns out she is very PG. It is Ellen who is rated NC-17!


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