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Jennifer Lopez in red hot underwear
February 14th, 2024 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Jennifer Lopez wanted to wish us all a Happy Valentine’s Day, and she did so in her underwear, as in her intimate collection at Intimissimi.

I wonder if Ben Affleck woke up to her wearing that? Probably not. She probably wears PJs with holes in them.

Who are we kidding? She is too good for that!


Is Jennifer Lopez retiring from music?
February 12th, 2024 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Jennifer Lopez is releasing a new album on Friday. But is This Is Me…Now her last one?

She told Entertainment Tonight, “We try to do stuff that’s very special for the fans and do collector’s items and things like that that they can have forever and ever. The truth is I don’t even know if I’ll ever make another album after this. It’s such the kind of quintessential kind of Jennifer Lopez J.Lo project and I really feel very fulfilled, so they really will be collector’s items at a certain point.”

I say no loss if she never records another song. Let’s be honest. She can’t sing. She just has good beats behind her bad voice.

Would you be upset if her singing voice was silenced?


The only way to get Jenny back to the block
July 25th, 2023 under J-Lo, Madame Tussauds. [ Comments: none ]

Jennifer Lopez’s song Jenny from the Block is about her hometown, The Bronx. So you would think that she would go there all the time. But she doesn’t.

In fact, she faked it for a Fiat commercial. And now Madame Tussauds is helping her fake it again because they sent her wax statue to Da Bronx. So it is almost like she was there. At least the latter was warmer to her former neighbors than she has been.

Although, I shouldn’t criticize her because I haven’t been home since my dad died. So I am no better than her. Now, I am sad.

And to make J-Lo and I feel better. There is a reason why they say, “You can take the girl out of The Bronx, but you can’t take The Bronx out of the girl.” And you can’t because me and my childhood friends, who now live all over the world, still have our Bronx attitudes. So don’t fuck with us. And that is why I can make fun of J-Lo, but you can’t.


JLo shared a thirst trap photo of Ben Affleck
June 19th, 2023 under Ben Affleck, J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Jennifer Lopez shared a topless photo of her husband. And who knew Ben Affleck looked that sexy naked? But he does.

And now I want to know why he doesn’t do more shirtless scenes in his movies. Maybe if he did, Air would’ve done better at the Box Office.


Ben Affleck claims Jennifer Lopez eats junk food
April 21st, 2023 under Ben Affleck, Drew Barrymore, J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]

Ben Affleck was on The Drew Barrymore Show today, and he talked about Jennifer Lopez’s eating habits.

“Let me tell you something that’s gonna upset you. Jennifer just eats whatever she wants. Whatever she wants. She eats cookies, ice cream, everything,” Mr. J-Lo said. “She works out. I work out too but I don’t magically appear to be twenty years old, you know what I mean, with perfect skin and the whole thing. There’s no taking away of the work ethic, the work ethic is real, the discipline is real, but also the superhuman thing is real. She’s the most gorgeous woman in the world, she looks spectacular.”

I would believe that his wife ate junk food if she wasn’t such a bitch. I mean, I think if she had a piece of chocolate every now and again, she would be a nicer person.

Do you believe she eats anything she wants? Or do you think he is trying to humanize his wife?


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