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Ellen DeGeneres is afraid of ‘A-Rod’s penis’
February 13th, 2019 under Ellen DeGeneres, J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]


Ellen DeGeneres asked Jennifer Lopez to answer some of her Burning Questions and we learned more about the talk show host than Jenny from the block.

For example, when she asked J-Lo what she likes best about Alex Rodriquez, the singer said his arms. While Ellen said his penis. Then later on DeGeneres admitted she is afraid of it. I don’t know why because it would be a swing and a miss if he tried anything with her with his A-Rod aka baseball bat.

We also learned that J-Lo sleeps in T-shirt as compared to Ellen who sleeps without one or anything else.

Just when you thought that J-Lo would be naughty one, turns out she is very PG. It is Ellen who is rated NC-17!

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The Grammys did an Atlantic City Motown tribute with Jennifer Lopez
February 11th, 2019 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]


Even though Diana Ross was in the audience and Gladys Knight did an amazing rendition of the American Anthem at the Super Bowl last week, The Grammys asked Jennifer Lopez to do a tribute to Motown. The only artist from the label that performed with her was Smokey Robinson. Where was Stevie Wonder? Where was Lionel Richie? Where were the Supremes? Where were the Jacksons? We would rather see the original artists and not a girl from The Bronx who knows nothing about Detroit? Which is why I have not watched the show in decades.

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Jennifer Lopez dress takes up almost the whole limo!
December 13th, 2018 under J-Lo. [ Comments: 1 ]


Last night was the premiere of Jennifer Lopez’s movie Second Act and she wore a dress that has enough fabric for a second person. There was so much hot pink goodness, that there was barely any room left in the back seat of the limo.

I just want to know how they got her inside the car with that train. Did she have to back her caboose in while someone had to pull it inside from the other car door? Getting out is easy, getting in not so much.

To see if that dress is as hot as it is pink, then click here!

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Can you fell Jimmy Fallon’s fear?
December 12th, 2018 under J-Lo, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]


Jimmy Fallon and Jennifer Lopez played Can You Feel It on The Tonight Show yesterday and it is the funniest thing the NBC host did all year.

The two of them had to stick their hands in a box from behind and guess what was in it. All but one of the mystery items was inanimate, but the one that was not scared the crap out of Fallon.

He stuck his hand inside and the furry little creature moved. Causing Fallon to run away in fear. He did it again, but this time he fell to the floor in fright. What made this scare so funny, is he was terrified of a robotic tarantula. Even my late cat was not scared of it. Which I guess you can say he is more of a pussy than a pussy!

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Does J-Lo look good enough to eat?
August 8th, 2018 under J-Lo. [ Comments: none ]


We know that Jennifer Lopez looks amazing for her age, but does the 49-year-old look good enough to eat? By the looks of Alex Rodriquez biting her arm, I think we know the answer to that. That answer is yes!

Just don’t try to taste her if you meet her. You don’t want to A-Rod to strike out on you.

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