via Michael Devine
Before Melissa Gilbert had simple Christmases on Little House on the Prairie, she was part of The Dean Martin Show’s Christmas extravaganza. How precious is the 4-year-old in that 1968 Christmas special?
It has been a while since Comedy Central has Roasted someone, and they finally announced who their next Brat is going to be. Nope, they are not going to Roast Justin Bieber again, instead they are going to Roast someone who’s more than twice his age. The original Brat…Packer, Rob Lowe.
The pretty boy with the eyes said, “What a thrill to once again be following in Justin Bieber’s footsteps. I look forward to a night of hilarious jokes recycled from the James Franco Roast. I would like to express my gratitude to the members of my family who have passed away and therefore will not have to endure what promises to be a very special evening.”
As special as the evening he had with the teenage girl in Atlanta? I hope the Dais can bring up his 1988 sex tape. Not only because it is the best celebrity one out there, but because it is the best thing for them to go off on. Well that and he had not 1, not 2, but 3 shows cancelled this year.
When it comes to who will be Roasting him, I hope they get his brother Chad Lowe, his former TV brother Fred Savage, John Stamos who gets mistaken for him and his ex Melissa Gilbert to name a few. Who do you want to see up their ripping him a new one?
There was a Little House on the Prairie reunion on Hallmark Channel’s Home & Family and Melissa Gilbert confessed that her first kiss ever was on the show with Dean Butler. As they were filming the scene, her mother was wailing in the background and Half Pint was fully nervous. In fact, she asked her TV dad if they could hug instead, but he said no.
You can’t blame for being so scared, she hadn’t even shaved her legs and now she was kissing a good looking man in his 20’s. I would’ve been nervous too.
Melissa Gilbert had a big announcement today, she is running for Congresswoman in Michigan. The Little House on the Prairie star said, “I’m running for Congress to make life a little easier for all the families who feel they have fallen through the cracks in today’s economy. I believe building a new economy is a team effort, and we need to bring fresh voices to the table to get the job done.” I think this is how more politicians should feel. It is about families first, and lobbyists second.
When it comes to what is her political background, she was President of the Screen Actors Guild from 2001-2005. The last person who held that title and ran for office, eventually became President. That’s right, Ronald Reagan was President of SAG before he was Governor of California and then President of the United States. So who’s to say in the future, we might not be saying President Half Pint? Better than that other celebrity who is currently running for that office.
The cover everyone has been waiting for is finally here, Bruce Jenner debuted Her and Caitlyn Jenner is absolutely beautiful. I mean she is f*cking gorgeous. I’d go as far to say I have a female crush on Her. She is a perfect mix of Jessica Lange and Rene Russo and Cindy Crawford and Courteney Cox and Melissa Gilbert all rolled into one stunning classy woman, a woman us women dream of looking like every day. Wooza!
When I heard she was going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair, I was afraid that she wouldn’t be that pretty. Thankfully, I was completely wrong. She is so much prettier and more feminine than all of those Kardashian ladies put together.
Seriously, all I can say is wooza! Wooza, wooza, wooza!
How would you describe Caitlyn Jenner?!?
