I am sure you have heard, but we are voting on whether or not to recall our governor in California. One of the people running to replace Gavin Newsom, if he is recalled, is Caitlyn Jenner.
Over the weekend, her ex-stepdaughter posted a photo telling people to vote. Kim Kardashian wrote, “I Voted. It is super important that you go out and VOTE! The deadline to for voters
registration is Monday. The last day to vote is September 14th.”
I don’t know about you, but I don’t think she voted for her mom’s ex. What do you think?
I mean, if she did, wouldn’t she have said vote for Caitlyn Jenner? Or maybe she wants people to vote for anyone but Jenner because she knows what it would be like for California if she became governor.
Then again, Jenner doesn’t have a chance in hell. Seriously, have any of her children supported her? And she has a lot of children.
I waited a decade to vote for Gavin Newsom as Governor of California. I approve of the job he is doing, but many others do not. Therefore, they won’t recall him. Because of that, several people are announcing that they will be running for the job.
Today, Caitlyn Jenner threw her hat into the ring. “I’m In,” she declared. “California has been my home for nearly 50 years. I came here because I knew that anyone, regardless of their background or station in life, could turn their dreams into reality. But for the past decade, we have seen the glimmer of the Golden State reduced by one-party rule that places politics over progress and special interests over people. Sacramento needs an honest leader with a clear vision.”
Who the f*ck is going to vote for her? Who likes her? People who are anti-Kardashian won’t vote for her because she was married to one of them. People that are pro-Kardashian won’t vote for her because she divorced one of them. So who’s left? No one. Even the LGBTQ community is anti-her because she was pro-Trump. So I guess she will get one vote, and that vote will be her own.
It is almost too sad to watch. Almost as sad as Mary Carey thinking she has a better chance this go around than when she ran against the Governator. And I will admit, I voted for him, and I have no regrets for doing so.
Caitlyn Jenner took part in the Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin and she has something to get off her crotch, I mean chest. There have been rumors that when she became Caitlyn, she got rid of little Bruce. Turns out he is still there, he is just retired. After all, why you cut off something that made Kylie and Kendall Jenner? They are worth their weight in cash.
The roast airs tomorrow and you can see what else they have to say about her and Alec.
The Right hates when celebrities on the Left talk politics, yet it is their stars who are running for office next year. First it was Antonio Sabato Jr, who is running for US Congress in 2018. His Tweets are full of poor grammar and things that the President says. Then last week Kid Rock announced that he is running for US Senate in Michigan and we thought that was a low point for US politics. It is not. Yesterday, a Kardashian hinted that they are up for running for Senate in California. That person is Caitlyn Jenner and she told John Catsimatidis on his CATS Roundtable radio show, “We are in the process of determining that. But yeah, I would look for a senatorial run.”
I do not care who else runs for the seat, I will not vote for her. I mean come on, we have all seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians and that is all you need. It is bad enough that Kid Rock has a new song out with lyrics like, “Holla if you is, shut up if you ain’t.” I swear I got dumber just reading those words.
The state of politics in the US are in a sad state and it seems like every day it keeps getting sadder. How much worse can it get. Wait do not answer that because we might get the answer.
Caitlyn Jenner was on Larry King Now and the Ora TV host wanted to know if she is attracted to men or women. The Olympian told him, “I don’t know. I don’t even go there, Lar.”
Then the interviewer wanted to know his guest’s age and he told her, “That’s still pretty good sexual years too.” To which she said, “Do you want to talk about that? Do I have hope?” She does because he told her, “Yeah, you do,” flirtatiously adding, “What are you doing later?” Then she high fived him because she was hit on by Larry King.
And I am hitting the shower because I need one after that. I am so picturing him taking her virginity and it is image that doesn’t go away. Like Jenner’s stepdaughter’s boring sex tape.