Caitlyn Jenner took part in the Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin and she has something to get off her crotch, I mean chest. There have been rumors that when she became Caitlyn, she got rid of little Bruce. Turns out he is still there, he is just retired. After all, why you cut off something that made Kylie and Kendall Jenner? They are worth their weight in cash.
The roast airs tomorrow and you can see what else they have to say about her and Alec.
The Right hates when celebrities on the Left talk politics, yet it is their stars who are running for office next year. First it was Antonio Sabato Jr, who is running for US Congress in 2018. His Tweets are full of poor grammar and things that the President says. Then last week Kid Rock announced that he is running for US Senate in Michigan and we thought that was a low point for US politics. It is not. Yesterday, a Kardashian hinted that they are up for running for Senate in California. That person is Caitlyn Jenner and she told John Catsimatidis on his CATS Roundtable radio show, “We are in the process of determining that. But yeah, I would look for a senatorial run.”
I do not care who else runs for the seat, I will not vote for her. I mean come on, we have all seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians and that is all you need. It is bad enough that Kid Rock has a new song out with lyrics like, “Holla if you is, shut up if you ain’t.” I swear I got dumber just reading those words.
The state of politics in the US are in a sad state and it seems like every day it keeps getting sadder. How much worse can it get. Wait do not answer that because we might get the answer.
Caitlyn Jenner was on Larry King Now and the Ora TV host wanted to know if she is attracted to men or women. The Olympian told him, “I don’t know. I don’t even go there, Lar.”
Then the interviewer wanted to know his guest’s age and he told her, “That’s still pretty good sexual years too.” To which she said, “Do you want to talk about that? Do I have hope?” She does because he told her, “Yeah, you do,” flirtatiously adding, “What are you doing later?” Then she high fived him because she was hit on by Larry King.
And I am hitting the shower because I need one after that. I am so picturing him taking her virginity and it is image that doesn’t go away. Like Jenner’s stepdaughter’s boring sex tape.
Back in 2007, E! gave Bruce Jenner and his family a little show called Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Then when he split form the matriarch of the family, it looked like he would be without a show. Then E! offered Caitlyn Jenner her own reality show focusing on her transition into a woman. After just two season, I Am Cait is now longer an Am. The Olympian announced today on Twitter that her show was cancelled and she is looking for her next adventure. What that might be? With this family you never know!
When is E! going to realize as a group The Kardashians do well for their network, but on their own they can’t keep up.
We all know that the OJ Simpson case was bizarre. Just when you think it can’t any weirder it does. Author Ian Halperin, who is doing a documentary on The Juice and wrote a book about The Kardashians, did a shocking interview with The Sun.
He revealed that if OJ is released on parole next year, he will pursue his 30 year old crush on the now single Kris Jenner. But it doesn’t stop there, he also claims that, “OJ is obsessed with Caitlyn. He is struck by how she has captured the hearts of the world and said with a straight face, ‘When I get out of here I would consider dating her too’.”
And yet there is even more, Halperin said, “He is going to pitch to them about getting a spot on the show. He is broke, he needs money and he feels his only chance to get back on TV — which is his dream — is to hook up with his old ‘family’.”
I would believe all of this if he didn’t have ties to both and is trying to get press and sell what he has done with them. Why post it then? Because it is so outrageous, I want it to be true.
Do I think if Simpson got out of jail next year, he would have a chance with either Jenner? Hell no. Do you?
