Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Ever since we got to know Caitlyn Jenner, people have said that she looks like Janice Dickinson. However, the supermodel has denied that time and time again.

But Dickinson can’t do it anymore. So, she has finally accepted the fact that she is Caitlyn Jenner. So does that mean Caitlyn Jenner is Janice Dickinson? Now, I am so confused.

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Ever since Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn, I don’t remember seeing her in the same place as Janice Dickinson. So it makes you wonder, could they be the same person?

Well, the woman who has declared herself the first supermodel has a message for all of us. She said, “For fucksake, I am not Caitlyn Jenner.”

I would believe Dickinson more if she was seen with the former Kardashian. But since she isn’t, we are left to assume that they are still the same person until there is proof that says otherwise.

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I am sure you have heard, but we are voting on whether or not to recall our governor in California. One of the people running to replace Gavin Newsom, if he is recalled, is Caitlyn Jenner.

Over the weekend, her ex-stepdaughter posted a photo telling people to vote. Kim Kardashian wrote, “I Voted. It is super important that you go out and VOTE! The deadline to for voters
registration is Monday. The last day to vote is September 14th.”

I don’t know about you, but I don’t think she voted for her mom’s ex. What do you think?

I mean, if she did, wouldn’t she have said vote for Caitlyn Jenner? Or maybe she wants people to vote for anyone but Jenner because she knows what it would be like for California if she became governor.

Then again, Jenner doesn’t have a chance in hell. Seriously, have any of her children supported her? And she has a lot of children.

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I waited a decade to vote for Gavin Newsom as Governor of California. I approve of the job he is doing, but many others do not. Therefore, they won’t recall him. Because of that, several people are announcing that they will be running for the job.

Today, Caitlyn Jenner threw her hat into the ring. “I’m In,” she declared. “California has been my home for nearly 50 years. I came here because I knew that anyone, regardless of their background or station in life, could turn their dreams into reality. But for the past decade, we have seen the glimmer of the Golden State reduced by one-party rule that places politics over progress and special interests over people. Sacramento needs an honest leader with a clear vision.”

Who the f*ck is going to vote for her? Who likes her? People who are anti-Kardashian won’t vote for her because she was married to one of them. People that are pro-Kardashian won’t vote for her because she divorced one of them. So who’s left? No one. Even the LGBTQ community is anti-her because she was pro-Trump. So I guess she will get one vote, and that vote will be her own.

It is almost too sad to watch. Almost as sad as Mary Carey thinking she has a better chance this go around than when she ran against the Governator. And I will admit, I voted for him, and I have no regrets for doing so.

Caitlyn Jenner took part in the Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin and she has something to get off her crotch, I mean chest. There have been rumors that when she became Caitlyn, she got rid of little Bruce. Turns out he is still there, he is just retired. After all, why you cut off something that made Kylie and Kendall Jenner? They are worth their weight in cash.

The roast airs tomorrow and you can see what else they have to say about her and Alec.

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