I never knew that Jimmy Fallon was a masochist, but he is. Why do I say that? Because yesterday, he challenged Martin Short to a dissing contest on The Tonight Show. The only people who would do that are Subs who liked to be tortured. And boy, was he tortured. I have seen XXX videos with less punishment in them.
Short told his Bess Frenzz, “You are so ugly, your proctologist once said, ‘My Gd! This asshole has teeth!” He followed that up with, “Speaking of nuts, did yours ever drop?” And then it was time for one zinger, “Do you remember that time I visited you in the hospital? And it was the only time that I felt bad for a catheter.”
Talking about hospitals, Fallon did get one good insult in when he told Short, “You’re so ugly, when you were born, instead of ‘push,’ the doctor said, ‘Suck.'”
This was so hysterical; I could watch it for hours. However, I think eventually, someone would have to save Fallon from his misery. It is all fun until it isn’t.
Hulu finally released the first full trailer for the second season of Only Murders in the Building, and there are plenty of gasp-worthy moments for the series that stars Stever Martin Short and Selena Gomez.
Which moment made you gasp the loudest? And how excited are you for the program being back in two weeks?
What can we expect in 14 days? Following the shocking death of Arconia Board President Bunny Folger, Charles, Oliver & Mabel race to unmask her killer. However, three (unfortunate) complications ensue – the trio is publicly implicated in Bunny’s homicide, they are now the subjects of a competing podcast, and they have to deal with a bunch of New York neighbors who all think they committed murder.
Who do you think did it? I am not even going to try to guess because I was completely off during the first season?
Selena Gomez has spent the last two years working with some of Saturday Night Live’s biggest alumni. So on May 14th, she is finally going to understand what her co-stars Steve Martin Short went through when they hosted SNL. That is because she will be doing the honors to promote their Hulu Series Only Murders in the building that is back on June 28th.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Steve Martin Short are going to be giving her advice for the next week. In a way, I kind of feel bad for her because as much as I would love a comedy lesson from the two giants, it is probably also overwhelming. I mean, that is Martin Short on a daily basis, and that is why we love him.
I also think that we will see Steve Martin Short make an appearance during her episode that has Post Malone as the musical guest.
Today was the first day of production for the second season of Hulu’s Only Murders in the Building. You would think that Selena Gomez would be so excited to see Steve Martin Short again, but she was not.
While we would do anything to hear those two friends, who have known each other longer than Gomez has been alive, share stories, she is over them. Then again, if that was the story I was hearing, I would also fall asleep.
Before Martin Short was doing sketches for Saturday Night Live, he did a commercial full of sketches for Black’s Photography. Do you see some of the 32-year-old’s future characters in that 1983 commercial? I did.
