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The trailer for KFC’s Lifetime movie is finger licking good
December 8th, 2020 under Fast Food, Lifetime, Mario Lopez. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d55fudJSUvE
Yesterday, Lifetime and KFC announced that they made a 15-minute film together with Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders. Today, they released the trailer for the minimovie, and it is even better than we could have imagined.

There is more cheese in that promo than is in their mac and cheese. Because of that, I cannot wait to see it on December 13th at 12n. I bet it will be an instant classic like KFC’s fried chicken has been since 1930.

While we might never find out what the 11 herbs and spices are, at least we will find out what happened in Colonel Sanders’ love life on Sunday.

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Mario Lopez is a sexy Colonel Sanders for Lifetime
December 7th, 2020 under Fast Food, Lifetime, Mario Lopez. [ Comments: none ]

Lifetime/KFC/Twitter


Kentucky Fried Chicken and Lifetime teamed up to make a 15-minute movie starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders. A Recipe for Seduction will debut on December 13th at 12n.

“A Recipe for Seduction is a perfect excuse to curl up at home and escape to your own happily ever after,” Andrea Zahumensky, KFC U.S. chief marketing officer, said in a statement.

Do you know what will go great with this? Grab your lover, pick up a KFC basket of fried chicken, light up the fireplace with a KFC firelog, and watch the short and eat by the fire.

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Does this photo of Mario Lopez look phallic?
December 2nd, 2020 under Mario Lopez. [ Comments: none ]


Mario Lopez posed in between two lighted ornaments, and I can’t help but think that he looks like a dick with two balls. Does anyone else see it, or am I the only perv?

In fact, I think you can see the vajayjay behind him, welcoming him with open lips.

I really need a boyfriend because everything looks sexual to me these days.

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Mario Lopez’s wife has his berries in her hand
October 12th, 2020 under Mario Lopez. [ Comments: none ]

Mario Lopez/Instagram


Mario Lopez and his wife, Courtney, went to a vineyard for the weekend. It looks like all of that wine got her in the mood to make baby #4. Either that or she knows how to tell her husband that he is hers and only hers. Whatever she is trying to say here, I don’t think he is not complaining.

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Mario Lopez is Conan O’Brien’s entertainment reporter
April 29th, 2020 under Conan O'Brien, Mario Lopez. [ Comments: none ]


There is so much entertainment news going on that Conan O’Brien hired Mario Lopez to tell it to him every night on his TBS show. Yesterday was Lopez’s first night, and I cannot get over all of the tea he was spilling.

After all of those years on Extra and Access Hollywood, he really knows how to get all of the dirt.

Wasn’t his report extra, extra?

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