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Mario Lopez’s risky business
October 29th, 2021 under Mario Lopez. [ Comments: none ]

Mario Lopez is dressing up for Halloween today. However, I am not sure dressing up are the right words to describe it since he is barely dressed. That is because the host of Access Hollywood is going as Tom Cruise during that infamous scene from Risky Business.

Too bad he is wearing that buttoned-down shirt. It is hiding the best part of his costume.

Oh, and Lopez (48) is more than twice as old as Cruise (20) was in that 1983 movie, and the Saved By the Bell looks twice as hot as the actor did.

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Looks like Mario Lopez’s wife is trying to set off his firecracker
July 5th, 2021 under Mario Lopez. [ Comments: none ]

Courtney and Mario Lopez threw a party for the Fourth of July, and it appears that0 they just wanted to party by themselves. That is because the Mrs. has her hand on the husband’s firecracker. It looks like the couple is ready to see the fireworks during the day. Not only that, they want to set them off in the bedroom.

Let’s give them credit. After 8 years of marriage and three kids, and they still want to get it on. Our hats are off to them.

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Could Mario Lopez be a sexy Santa for Passion.com?
December 15th, 2020 under Mario Lopez. [ Comments: none ]


Mario Lopez is no chicken when it comes to playing a seductive character. However, this weekend he played the chicken mogul Colonel Sanders for KFC’s Lifetime short A Recipe for Seduction. Passion.com was so turned on by him, they are making Lopez an offer he can’t turn down.

Dear Mr. Lopez,

I just watched your “Recipe for Seduction” mini-movie where you play sexy Colonel Sanders. As many fellow Americans, I was confused and a bit nervous when the trailer dropped last week. Your role as A.C. Slater on Saved by the Bell cemented your place as a cherished icon in American pop culture, and I’ve loved watching your career evolve throughout the years. But a 15 minute mini-movie on Lifetime promoting KFC? I had my concerns.

However, after watching the film, it’s clear that you’re ready to step into the silver fox role. That said, I think you can do better than an extended KFC commercial on Lifetime. I completely understand wanting to reach new audiences in unexpected ways, and that is why I’d like to formally offer you an opportunity to connect with an even larger, hornier fan base who will be eager and ready to fantasize about the salt n’ pepper, refined version of their famous childhood crush as Passion.com’s Sexy Santa.

With over 100 million users all over the world, I believe Passion.com is the perfect channel for you to continue to have a special place in the hearts of women all over the world. If it’s not horny housewives you’re after and you’re strapped for cash, we have you covered. If you choose to accept our offer to be our Sexy Santa, we will pay you a fee of up to $500,000 to broadcast live on our site reading erotic bedtime stories that were penned by our users. You will, of course, be expected to keep it steamy and sexy during the readings by wearing a barely-there Santa costume. We can even add an ASMR element, by having you slowly eat crunchy KFC chicken while you read (if KFC is game).

Please take some time to seriously consider our offer.

Sincerely,
Gunner Taylor
Director of Strategic Development, Friend Finder Networks

I hope he does it. I mean, I could have sworn he already played a ho, ho, ho, but he hasn’t. It is about time that he put on the red pants, suspenders, boots, and a hat. Notice how I didn’t mention a shirt.

Plus, I cannot wait to hear him read naughty XXX-mas stories. Would you check him out if he agreed to their proposal?

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Jimmy Fallon reworks the Saved By the Bell theme song with the core four
December 15th, 2020 under Jimmy Fallon, Mario Lopez, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Saved by the Bell/City Guys, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. [ Comments: none ]


Remember when Jimmy Fallon reunited the core four from Saved By the Bell back in 2015 on The Tonight Show? Well, he did it again yesterday.

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Mario Lopez, Elizabeth Berkley, and Mark-Paul Gosselaar each had their own special part in Fallon’s new take of the theme song. I don’t know about you, but that got me so excited. Mostly because you can tell they were all having fun representing who their characters were on the beloved ’90s sitcom.

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The trailer for KFC’s Lifetime movie is finger licking good
December 8th, 2020 under Fast Food, Lifetime, Mario Lopez. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday, Lifetime and KFC announced that they made a 15-minute film together with Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders. Today, they released the trailer for the minimovie, and it is even better than we could have imagined.

There is more cheese in that promo than is in their mac and cheese. Because of that, I cannot wait to see it on December 13th at 12n. I bet it will be an instant classic like KFC’s fried chicken has been since 1930.

While we might never find out what the 11 herbs and spices are, at least we will find out what happened in Colonel Sanders’ love life on Sunday.

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