Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Mario Lopez was doing jiujitsu, and somehow, he hurt his eye and cheek. That caused the right side of his face to swell up.

But he can’t go on the air looking like. So, the hair and makeup people at Access Hollywood worked their magic. And the viewer was none the wiser.

To see their artistry, then click here!

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Do you ever wonder if Saved By the Bell’s Zack Morris and AC Slater would still be friends? We don’t know.

But we know that Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez are still close after being friends for 30 years.

Here are the actors hanging out today before they promoted their projects on Today, and they still look like BFFs. That, and they are still hunks!

Is it too soon for a Saved By the Bell sequel because the one on Peacock doesn’t count?

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This photo that Mario Lopez took of Jerry O’Connell lying on the floor spread eagle has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.

I’ll start. Saved By the Balls!

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Mario Lopez’s wife, Courtney, wanted to see how much her husband knows about periods. And boy, was she disappointed to find out how little he knows.

First, she asked him how many tampons he thinks she uses during her period in a month. “It’s a two-week deal. Right,” was his response. “I’ll go with 14. Unless the reds are really in town, then maybe more. I’m going with 10-14.”

Then it was time for him to learn the truth. She told them that she uses about three of them during her 3-5 day period.

Since he passed math and not health, he was like then he is right about the number of tampons she uses a month.

He is right. But as she pointed out, we don’t have our monthlies for half a month.

Men! What are we going to do with them? So to the moms out there, teach your sons about a woman’s period. This way, he won’t be as afraid of us once a month.

Oh, and he can’t use the excuse that he was taught on the set, and that is why he didn’t know the answer. Because he has been with a lot of women, so he should know that are only so many times in a month a woman doesn’t want to have sex because of her period. Unless Courtney tells him that she doesn’t want to for two weeks. Now, I understand his confusion.

Courtney and Mario Lopez have three kids. But he never experienced the pain of childbirth. That is because men, THANKFULLY, don’t give birth. If they did, then I would not be writing this because we would not have made it past Cavemen’s time.

Anyways, it May sweeps, and the producer of Access Daily thought they would have some fun with their host. What did they do? They brought in Dr. Linda Sayyad from FeminoCentric Physical Therapy & Wellness to put electrodes on him that will simulate the feeling of labor pain.

How did he do? The doctor’s husband was able to tolerate level 7 of 100. Was the host able to do better before he was saved by the bell? Since he is a competitive man, he knew he was going to go higher than that.

How much higher? With his wife, whom he couldn’t talk to due to the pain, by his side, he was able to get all the way up to 12.

Lopez might have a strong body because he works out all the time. However, he can’t take the pain that women can. Therefore, we are women; hear us roar.

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