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All the rumors are true, Lizzo is pregnant?
August 24th, 2021 under Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]

There have been rumors that Lizzo is having Chris Evans’ baby. It looks like the singer confirmed that the rumor is true by showing off her baby bump.

Who knew that slipping into someone’s DMs could get you pregnant? But it seemed to work for her.

Congrats to the two!


Lizzo eats a lot of phallic-looking food throughout her day
August 9th, 2021 under Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]

Tell me that Lizzo needs the big D, without telling me Lizzo needs the big D. I’ll start, see above.

Lizzo, I feel your pain. I, too, am eating a lot of bananas, eggplants, cucumbers, corn dogs, popsicles.

Hopefully, after Chris Evans and other guys see this video, one of us will be off the phallic-looking food, and the other person will finally be able to get orange popsicles again. I was wondering why they were always sold out. Now, I know.


The rumor that Lizzo hates most about herself
July 27th, 2021 under Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]

When you are a celebrity, people make up things about you all the time. There is a rumor online that Lizzo stage dived at one of her concerts and killed someone.

She took to social media to prove that she did not do it. She knows she is big, but she is not that big.

So if you come across that story, know that it is fake news. Lizzo never stage dived, and she never killed anyone.


Lizzo takes a bubble bath
May 10th, 2021 under Lizzo, Taking a bath. [ Comments: none ]

Lizzo had a tough weekend, so she took a bubble bath to make herself feel better. That relaxing time helped her to feel like a child again. That is because she covered herself in the bubbles just like she did when she was younger.

This is what they mean when they say, “Calgon, take me away.” Those few minutes in the tub lead to hours of happiness. Do you know what? I am going to do the same, so let’s all go for a splish, splash.


Jimmy Fallon tries Lizzo’s Nature’s Cereal
March 12th, 2021 under Jimmy Fallon, Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, Lizzo introduced us to Nature’s Cereal. It is pretty simple. Instead of cereal, you use fruit and coconut water for milk. People thought it sounded yummy, so they started trying it.

Today, Jimmy Fallon made a bowl of it. What did he think of it? I think his face says it all. It is the same face I made when I had it for breakfast.


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