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Lizzo played James Madison’s 200-year-old crystal flute!
September 28th, 2022 under Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Lizzo likes to toot her horn, but yesterday she tooted someone else’s. The Library of Congress lent her President James Madison’s crystal flute, which was sent to him in 1813, to play at her concert yesterday.

The singer only played a few notes, and each one was prettier than the one before. Why did the flute aficionado play more than that? Lizzo explained on social media, “Replying to @history the flute was so hard to play— I could only get a few notes out! But no one had ever heard it before, so I made it a memory of a lifetime ❤️”

Before her big show, she rehearsed with the musical instrument at the Library of Congress and enjoyed every note.

Thankfully, she didn’t do a Kim Kardashian and ruin the historical item.

Back to Lizzo; hopefully, she will inspire other little girls to play the flute. Just not my niece because I already have a headache. Just the little girls I don’t know.


Lizzo looks like trash!
August 28th, 2022 under Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]

Lizzo normally wears a very revealing outfit when she walks the red carpet. However, tonight the singer showed up wearing a lot of fabric in a black Jean Paul Gaultier Couture gown.

But to me, it looks just like the garbage bag I just took out to put in my trashcan.

Lizzo looks gorgeous from the neck up and like trash from below the neck. Hopefully, she will go back to her old style on the next red carpet.


Watch Lizzo take her panties off while wearing a thong bodysuit
August 23rd, 2022 under Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Lizzo has a lot of talents like singing and dancing, and now we know she has one more. She can take her panties off while wearing her Yitty Nearly Naked Shaping Thong Bodysuit.

I was so impressed by what the singer did that I decided to try it. How did it go? I feel flat on my face. So I will leave the special tricks to her because that hurt.


Lizzo is ready 2 Be Loved
August 15th, 2022 under Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]

Lizzo is so special that she named her album that. And now, she is releasing the latest single from it, and she wants you 2 Be Loved like we love her.

Today, the singer shared the video, and in 2 Be Loved, she is loving up Tyson Beckford and a tree while wearing a wedding dress. And that is so Lizzo.

When it comes to if she is ready 2 Be Loved, I think she is. But then again, if Beckford was the man that was loving us, we all be ready 2 Be Loved.


Lizzo is wrapped up like a mummy in tape
July 20th, 2022 under Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]

Lizzo never had any caution when she wears her daring outfits. So, it makes sense that her latest look would be being wrapped in caution tape for Elle. Actually, it is Balenciaga tape, and it looks like the one that the police use.

Some will say that the singer committed a crime because she stole Kim Kardashian’s look. I say her only crime is doing a better job making it work.

One thing she couldn’t work was doing her About Damn Time dance. Well, that and walking. To see her attempt that, then click here!


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