Leslie Jones was recently on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. During the interview, she revealed that she went to a psychic who drew a photo of her soulmate.
Not only did the comedian reveal that she also showed the photo of the man of her dreams.
Then, she asked the audience, “Does this look like the man can handle my caresses? Does this look like the man that’s gonna survive any type of night with me? No! No! Please, leave my Amazon package on the steps.”
Well, TikTok worked its magic and found her future husband. As soon as Sam Myerson heard what she said, he green-screened the original video and showed his reaction. Poor Sam is left brokenhearted before he even got up to the plate.
While Jones might not be his one, I am sure there are plenty of women who would like to find out if he can survive a night with them.
On another note, can someone stop me before I pay a psychic to sketch my soulmate?
Samuel L. Jackson likes to use curse words when he acts, especially the phrase Mother F*cker. However, not every channel can air that phrase during the broadcasting of his movies. Therefore, he has to come up with new phrases that are PG for the TV networks that can’t use words like that.
Today when Jackson was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, he told Leslie Jones, who was filling for Ellen, what substitutions he uses MoFo. They are monkey fighter, Marilyn Farmer, and my friend. The latter is the best one because it is like bless your heart.
When ABC announced that Leslie Jordan was going to announce the Oscar nominees, I joked that they messed up and called him by accident because they really wanted Leslie Jones. Unfortunately for Jones, the person making the calls dialed the wrong Leslie.
I came up with the joke because sometimes I confuse the Leslies. I mean, one is a tall Black woman, and the other is a short white man. Wait that makes them different. But what makes them alike is that their first name is Leslie, and they both have a common last name that starts with a Jo.
So thank you to The Ellen Degeneres Show to help us differentiate between the two of them.
On October 18th, Supermarket Sweep is back on ABC with Leslie Jones as the host. Since the show has not done any new episodes since 2003, they had to find a new supermarket to hold the sweep in. Well, as you can see, it is not a real supermarket, it is on a set.
Today, ABC released a video of them building the shopping store for the game show. Sadly, we learned that there is a reason why they say everything in Hollywood is fake.
The next thing I will find out, is that Superstore is not shot in an actual big box store. Oh wait, I know the answer to that one. It isn’t. And Big Brother is not filmed in a real house. See nothing in real.
What is real is that it is really cool to see them create the supermarket on a soundstage. Even if reality TV is fake. Welcome to LA!
Leslie Jones was on Late Night yesterday, and Seth Meyers wanted to know where she was when she found out that she was joining Saturday Night Live. That was when she told him the wild story of how it happened. You know it is going to be good when she lets out a huge laugh before she tells it.
She went in all cocky, thinking she was at the top of her game. Which at the time, she was for what she was doing. After spending a week watching how they did the show, she really wanted to be part of it.
When the week was over, she went back to LA and waited for their call. Well, not really. She went on her with her normal routine. As she was driving to get her nails done, she kept getting calls from a 212 number. She thoought they were going to tell her she didn’t get the job. As soon as she parked, she decided to pick up the call. The voice, on the other end, told her that Lorne Michaels was on the phone for her. Michaels told her, he wanted her to start out as a writer because he did not know what to do with her just yet.
Then when they got off the phone, she got out of her car and ran around the parking lot, screaming like a maniac. The security guard stopped her to find out what was wrong with her. She told him she got SNL, and he wanted to know if it was a disease.
Jones can make any boring story exciting. Just likeb she does on her standup special that is on Netflix now
