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Gene Simmons latest gross food choice
September 4th, 2020 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]

I used to think I had the worst taste in food, but then I found out that that title belongs to Gene Simmons. The Kiss man with the tongue likes to put it on ice cubes in his cereal and it also likes the taste cottage cheese, oatmeal, whipped cream, and blueberries mixed together.

His latest creation came with the help of his wife, Shannon Tweed. She made him a panini with turkey, cheese, and tomatoes. Then he added some hot sauce to it for flavor. Tweed thought that looked good enough to eat, but she was in for a surprise. That is because he added peanut butter to the sandwich when she wasn’t looking.

I get it, tomatoes are a fruit. However, they are not the type of jelly you want to go with peanut butter. Let alone hot sauce. I put hot sauce on almost everything, and even I am like, hell no.

Simmons must have one of the strongest stomachs in the world because how many other digestive tracks can handle his food contraptions.

If Simmons is ever hard up for cash, I say this with love, I hope he never opens a restaurant. He can kiss his money goodbye if he did.


Gene Simmons debuts another unappealing meal
March 30th, 2020 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]

Gene Simmons/Instagram

A few months ago, Gene Simmons showed us that he likes to add ice cubes to his cereal. As strange as that sounds, it will not gross you out as much as his latest creation which he has been making for years.

It is cottage cheese, oatmeal, whipped cream, and blueberries mixed together. I did a Gene Simmons and stuck out my tongue because that sounds so nasty. I don’t care if he says it is “Delish!” I wouldn’t KISS him after he ate that. Would you?

They say breakfast is the meal of champions. In his case, it is a meal of someone who did Rock and Roll All Nite. How else do you explain his two creations?


Gene Simmons is freaking people out
January 2nd, 2020 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]

Gene Simmons is as known for his tongue as the music he has created with KISS. However today, he is making news for what he likes to stick his tongue in.

Not women, because he is happily married to Shannon Tweed. Instead, he shocked people, when he asked, “Anyone else put ice cubes in their cereal?” I cannot imagine anyone else doing this. Can you?

I am up for trying new things with ice cubes, (like putting it in wine thanks to Diane Keaton) but not this. Have you done this? Do you want to try it?


I guess Gene Simmons can’t Rock and Roll All Nite anymore
December 27th, 2019 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]

Back in the ’70s, Gene Simmons could Rock and Roll All Nite long and party every day. However, it is now 40 years later and the KISS singer cannot do that anymore. While celebrating Christmas with his wife, Shannon Tweed, and their son, Nick, he was ready to kiss the pillow. As in go to sleep.

I guess even Rock stars get old. Which means we do too. Now, I am sad. I better go listen to some Kiss to make me feel young and happy again.


Kidney stones can take down even the rockingest of Rockers!
October 2nd, 2019 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]

Last month, Gene Simmons put the final KISS tour on hold to deal with a medical procedure, but did not say what it was. Now we know. The singer has kidney stones and underwent his second of three procedures to remove them according to his wife Shannon Tweed.

According to TMZ, the procedure involved getting a stent up his penis to help get the stones to travel down and out and ouch. The final procedure should be next when they take the stent out. Then he will be ready to Rock and Roll All Nite again.

Luckily for his wife, it was his penis that was affected and not his tongue. And I am not saying he should use it for KISSing.


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