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Kidney stones can take down even the rockingest of Rockers!
October 2nd, 2019 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]


Last month, Gene Simmons put the final KISS tour on hold to deal with a medical procedure, but did not say what it was. Now we know. The singer has kidney stones and underwent his second of three procedures to remove them according to his wife Shannon Tweed.

According to TMZ, the procedure involved getting a stent up his penis to help get the stones to travel down and out and ouch. The final procedure should be next when they take the stent out. Then he will be ready to Rock and Roll All Nite again.

Luckily for his wife, it was his penis that was affected and not his tongue. And I am not saying he should use it for KISSing.

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Did Gene Simmons go bald?
July 24th, 2019 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]


Gene Simmons shared a photo of himself without his signature black hair, so did he KISS his locks goodbye? Nope. He explained, “Here I am with a skull prosthetic for a movie I co-produced last year called ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, with Wesley Snipes starring.”

Are you still lovin’ him bald? I think he is completely unrecognizable. So much so, it takes everything away what makes him a rocker. It is like he is a modern-day Samson.

However, if he lost his hair with age, then I would still Rock and Rock All Nite with him with or without it.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites bats, Gene Simmons bites his dog’s ears!
July 19th, 2019 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]


Ozzy Osbourne made a name for himself by biting the head off of a bat. Even though Gene Simmons is from the same era, that is not something he is into. Instead, he likes to put his Chihuahua’s big floppy ear in his mouth.

How does PopcornFart feel about? He responds with kisses. Ironically, the KISS singer doesn’t like those licks. Which is why the pooch loves sneaking them in. If the Simmons isn’t fast enough, then he gets another part of his pup in his mouth.

I love when hard rockers get all soft with their animals just like this.

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Is Gene Simmons the new Pentagon spokesperson?
May 16th, 2019 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]


There has not been a press conference at the Pentagon’s briefing room in almost a year, but today there was one. Gene Simmons spoke to the press, so is he their new spokesperson? With this administration, you never know. However, for now, the KISS singer is not their man. Although, anything can happen. He can wind up being their sexual expert ambassador.

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Gene Simmons shares a photo that is true Rock’n’Roll
April 2nd, 2019 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]


KISS sings that Gd Gave Rock and Roll To You, and it looks like Gene Simmons is trying to get as close to Hashem as possible to thank him for that.

The singer shared a photo of himself on a lift way above the audience and said, “It’s lonely at the top!” But he should think about all of his admirers below who are looking up at him like he is is diety for that moment.

Unless he is afraid of heights and is thinking how he hopes he does not throw up on them which is what I would be thinking. I would be fretting that the crane would get stuck and I would have to be up there for an eternity. Which is why I write about Rock and I am not a Rock star. That and I cannot sing to save my life like I was stuck on a crane in an arena.

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