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Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom confirm their split
July 3rd, 2025 under Kate Bosworth/Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]

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For months, we have been hearing that Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry split up. Then last week, a source confirmed that they called off their engagement. Today, the former couple released a statement confirming that they have gone their separate ways.

“Due to the abundance of recent interest and conversation surrounding Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry’s relationship, representatives have confirmed that Orlando and Katy have been shifting their relationship over the past many months to focus on coparenting,” their reps said. “They will continue to be seen together as a family, as their shared priority is — and always will be — raising their daughter with love, stability and mutual respect.”

The exes welcomed their only child, Daisy Dove, in August 2020.

Bloom and Perry were first rumored to be dating in early 2016. Then, three years later, on Valentine’s Day, they got engaged.

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Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry’s love is no longer blooming
June 25th, 2025 under Kate Bosworth/Orlando Bloom, Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]

Over the last few months, there have been rumors that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are breaking up, and today, a source revealed to Us Weekly that they have ended their romance.

The source said, “It’s not contentious at the moment. Katy is of course upset but is relieved to not have to go through another divorce, as that was the worst time in her life.”

They have been separated for months because the musician has been on a global tour since going “into Space” in April, while the actor has been working to promote his movie Deep Cover.

Bloom and Perry were first rumored to be dating in early 2016. Then, three years later, on Valentine’s Day, they got engaged.

The former couple welcomed their only child, Daisy Dove, in August 2020. Bloom has a son, Flynn, 14, with ex-Miranda Kerr. Perry was previously married to Russell Brand.

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Even Katy Perry’s bra doesn’t want be seen on her
May 19th, 2025 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]

@alrod_182 Wardrobe malfunction in Part of me song by @Katy Perry in Las Vegas show #wardrobemalfuction #katyperry #lasvegas #tmobilearenalasvegas ♬ sonido original – Alfredo Amador

Katy Perry’s tour has been such a disaster that even her bra tried to get away with her.

The other night, while she was “dancing” at one of her Las Vegas dates, her bra attempted to come off. However, it miraculously stayed on. Because as she told the audience, “Sorry guys, you did not pay that much.”

Whatever they did pay was way too much. There is a drunk person at the slot machines dancing to Wayne Newton, who is more interesting than that thing she calls dancing. I have seen toddlers who can barely walk dance better than that.

Seriously, whoever is advising her hates her. Or they are being paid really well to tell her she is great and then laugh their asses off at her when she is not in the room.

I could so not keep a straight face if she asked me how her concert was. Even a high Drew Carey would be like, “I am going to put my dick in the blender Phish gave me after their show at the Sphere in Vegas because that is less painful than watching her show.”

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Hey Katy Perry, This is why you kiss the ground!
May 2nd, 2025 under Green Day, Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]

A few weeks ago, Katy Perry went to space for a shorter time than so people take to take a shit. However, when she came back down to earth, she kissed the ground. Because of that, everyone had another reason to make fun of her. And we were right.

Yesterday, Green Day, the little band that can, finally got their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. So Billie Joe Armstrong literally went from the Boulevard of Broken Dreams to having their dream come true on Hollywood Boulevard. So what did the singer do when he saw his band’s name on the ground next to so many legends? He bent down and kissed the star!

And that is the correct time to do so! Another example would be when I got out of the car after the first time my 16-year-old niece took me driving, I kissed the sidewalk, And her reaction was to accidentally back up into me because she claims she “didn’t” see me.

Back to Armstrong. I love that the band is continuing to have the best time of their lives and that they are appreciating it all.

To read what my favorite American Idiot wrote about the honor, then click here!

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Maybe Katy Perry should have stayed in space?
April 25th, 2025 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]


via chicodelosconciertos
Last week, Katy Perry went to space for 11 minutes, and now she is on the road with The Lifetimes Tour in Mexico City. However, after watching her dance moves, I think she had better moves when she wasn’t confined by gravity. Although it looks like gravity is still not her friend.

I dare you to say something positive about this video because I can’t.

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