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Katy Perry looks like a disco ball
May 27th, 2020 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]

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In case you haven’t heard, Katy Perry is pregnant with her first child. In fact, she is very far along. So far along, she is round like a ball. Therefore, it might not have been the smartest idea for her to wear a shiny silver dress because it makes her look like a disco ball.

As unflattering as that gown is on her, it is not the worst thing she has worn during her pregnancy. She has dressed a lot more over-the-top on the first few American Idol shows.

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Katy Perry’s nips are the size of Daisies
May 15th, 2020 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]


Katy Perry released her latest disappointing song today, along with a music video for it.

In the video, she is wearing a sheer nightgown that shows off her body. Like many other women, who are pregnant, her areolas have gotten larger; and that is something you can’t help but notice. It is the only thing worth talking about because everything about it was a dud.

Remember when she used to release good music? That was so a decade ago.

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Did Katy Perry’s unborn daughter give her the finger?
May 11th, 2020 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]


We have all seen ultrasound photos of babies giving their parents the thumbs up from within the womb, and we thought it was so cute.

Do you know what is even cuter? Katy Perry’s daughter gave her mom half the peace sign (my favorite live from The Jeffersons) from within her growing belly. Can anyone blame her? She has seen what her mom has been wearing on American Idol. Well, no, she hasn’t, but we have, so this is our justice!

Seriously, if this ultrasound video is any hint for what Perry’s future is going to be like, it is going to be one full of a lot of laughter with her rambunctious baby!

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Doesn’t Katy Perry realize her moronic costumes are distracting on American Idol?
May 4th, 2020 under American Idol 9+, Katy Perry. [ Comments: 2 ]

Katy Perry/Instagram


Katy Perry is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get it. Things like wear the ugliest, over-the-top dresses, and costumes. For example, on the first two episodes of this season’s live shows of American Idol, she dressed as a hand sanitizer and a roll of toilet paper. What is she going to do dress as the poo emoji next week?

I don’t know who told her that is a good idea because she looks like she a schmuck. She is making the singing competition all about her when it should be all about the singers. She is the reason why I don’t watch. She is just so annoying.

Can’t the ABC show replace her already? You know, with someone who has released a good song in the last decade like the judges on The Voice. You know, the other singing competition where their judges are current chart-toppers?

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Katy Perry’s belly is Bloom-ing
March 5th, 2020 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]


Katy Perry released the music video for her new song Never Worn White. In it, she revealed some pretty big news. She and Orlando Bloom are expecting their first child together. That means she won’t be wearing white at this wedding either. However, who cares about that stupid tradition, wear whatever color you want.

Back to Perry, she confirmed the news on social media. She wrote, “omg so glad I don’t have to suck it in anymore 🙄…or carry around a big purse lol”

This is her first baby and his second. He has a 9-year-old son, Flynn, with Miranda Kerr.

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