Remember a few weeks ago, when Kim Kardashian went to the White House to meet Donald Trump. Well, yesterday she gave all the juicy details about their conversations to Jimmy Kimmel.
She said that when she walked into the Oval Office, her first words to him were, “Holy sh!t, we’re in the f*cking Oval Office.” Keeping it classy, of course. Then the two talked about unfair prison sentences and pardoning Alice Johnson.
A week later, as we know, he pardoned her, and he called Kardashian to tell her the good news. She was at a photoshoot at the time. One, that required her to be naked, of course, and she told them to get a robe. Personally, she would have gotten more out of him if she told him that. We know that is what he likes.
Anyways, she said she was the first one to tell Johnson the news, and they both were crying. Although, she had to hold back the tears because she did not want to ruin her makeup.
Since she gotJohnson freed, she gets a stack of letters from people asking her to help them out.
When it comes to Kanye West’s love for Trump. She explained he liked how he got into office, but he does not follow politics. Maybe if he did, then he would understand why he should change his opinion.
And I just wasted a whole post on this. Previous presidents got the best of the best celebrities to join them at 1600 Penn. This one gets Kimye and that is enough to show how awful this administration is.
Yesterday was finally the night when it was the Kardashians vs the Wests on Celebrity Family Feud. We heard it was good, and I cannot believe I am admitting this, but it really was very good. Kanye West is a fan and it showed. He did not stop smiling from the beginning to the end of the ABC game show. Who knew he knew how to do that?
While it was a close competition, grandma Kardashian helped her family win the night. Khloe Kardashian says that there was a feud between the families; but when it came to Fast Money, they did something only a family would do. Khloe and Kendall Jenner (who gave the best answer of the night) let Kanye and Kim Kardashian play the round even though they lost.
Good thing they did because the first two questions were tailored for Kim. Which was a good thing because she says that she has been practicing for this moment in her bedroom every night. And here we thought she was practicing something else with Kanye in that room?
Anyways, the first question was, “On a scale of 1-10, how sexy are you compared to the people you work with?” Without hesitation, she said 10. And that caused Steve Harvey some hesitation, so he stopped the clock because he was laughing so hard. He laughed even harder when he then asked her, “Name a part of the body you’re always banging into things?” She gave a very Kardashian answer when she said, “butt.” Before it was revealed that no one else had that issue on the board, the game show host could not stop grinning. Especially, when she told him that her a$$ets cause her to knock things down. As if we did not already know that.
Anyways, the married couple got the 200 points needed to win Fast Money, Therefore, both families raised $25,000 for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles, so the hospital is the true winner. Well them and Kanye who had the time of his life.
When it comes to Kendall’s answer, they were asked if you were having a party where everyone is naked, who would you not want to show up? She said, “Donald Trump!” At least someone in that family is smart!
Remember the good old days when Kanye West said, “George Bush doesn’t care about black people,” and then President Barack Obama rightfully called him a “jackass”? Well, his wife Kim Kardashian met with Donald Trump today to talk about prison reform. You read that right and we got a picture as proof that the downfall of America continues under this President.
He said, “Great meeting with @KimKardashian today, talked about prison reform and sentencing.” And she said, “I would like to thank President Trump for his time this afternoon. It is our hope that the President will grant clemency to Ms. Alice Marie Johnson who is serving a life sentence for a first-time, non-violent drug offense. We are optimistic about Ms. Johnson’s future and hopeful that she —and so many like her—will get a second chance at life.”
What do either one of them care about prison reform? Did she forget he fired her sister, Khloe Kardashian, from The Celebrity Apprentice because she was arrested for DUI? Please, this is so sad. You kiss his ass, you get a meeting with him. You actually know about important issues, he has no time for you.
Which seems odd because his desk says that he has all the time in the world because there is nothing on it. Not even a picture of his missing wife or 5 children or his grandchildren. His desk is as empty as Kim Kardashian in general and his promises that don’t come with personal gain to him.
Kim Kardashian wants you to hold her body in your hands, so her new perfume bottle is molded in the shape of her body. Today, she shared with us the process she went through to accomplish that. Which is the most covered up we have seen her in a while.
Now she has something in common with porn stars who get their privates molded into sex toys. Which, well…
I am sure that you have heard that Celebrity Family Feud is going to do a Kardashians vs the Wests episode this summer and today Steve Harvey talked about it on Ellen.
Ellen DeGeneres asked him how it happened and I am not sure he even knows how it all came about. Originally, it was supposed to be the Kardashian girls vs the Hiltons, but Paris and her family backed out at the last minute. When they got there, Kanye West brought his three cousins, Kris Jenner brought her mom and everyone wanted to play. Therefore, they made it the Kardashians vs the Wests with Kim on her husband’s team.
Once it was all settled, it was time to play the Feud. Harvey says that “Kim did not know nothing.” When it comes to West, the host said that Kanye is the best celebrity panelist they have ever had on the show. The rapper loves the game and could not stop smiling. Even his people said they never saw him smile as much as he did during the game. Who knew his facial muscles actually knew how to turn his frown upside down?
Thus, if you want to see Kanye smile and his wife look like a fool, then get ready for what Harvey says is the best Celebrity Family Feud ever. I am even going to tune in to watch it. Are you going to check it out?
