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The Rock’s Hercules beard was made from the hair of a yak’s rocks.
July 22nd, 2014 under Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]


Dwayne Johnson was on Live with Kelly and Michael today, and he talked about the facial hair he has in Hercules. For some reason, he wore a fake beard in the movie that comes out on Friday, but the makeup artists wanted it to look real. So they used real hair to make that possible, and for months DJ didn’t know where they got it from. Then one day, The Rock made the mistake of asking where the hair came from and he found out it was from a Yak’s testicles. I bet he wishes he never asked that question.
I don’t know if he has any kissing scenes in the d!ck flick, but I feel for any woman who had to kiss him wearing the pubic hair of yak. So ewwww.
Would you willingly wear the hair of yak’s testicles on your face? I know I wouldn’t.

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Michael Strahan is a pinhead
June 16th, 2014 under Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, Michael Strahan. [ Comments: none ]


Michael Strahan‘s lower back is hurting him, so to cure it he got some acupuncture done. Instead of sitting on pins and needles, they put one in his forehead. Thus making him a pinhead, literally.
Hopefully his back will be better soon. Although I wouldn’t mind seeing a few more pictures of him like this. Is that wrong?

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Anderson Cooper and Kelly Ripa are dummies
June 11th, 2014 under Anderson Cooper, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. [ Comments: none ]


Anderson Cooper co-hosted Live with Kelly and Michael with Kelly Ripa today and the two of them got dummies in their image. I can’t get over how much they look like their counterparts. Not only do they look like them, but they also have the same plastic personalities. Ba da Bump.

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Jennifer Lawrence pees standing up!
May 23rd, 2014 under Hunger Games, Jennifer Lawrence, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. [ Comments: none ]


(starts at 7:15 in)

Jennifer Lawrence was on Live with Kelly and Michael (who wasn’t there) today and Kelly Ripa asked her about the blue suit she wears in the X-Men movies. So the Oscar winner told her, that it takes her 3 hours to get into it and that’s down from 8. So the daytime host wanted to know how they cut 5 hours off of her getting ready, and Raven explained the Mystique of it all. Basically she can’t pee when she is wearing it. Thus when she has to go, she pees standing up with the help of a GoGirl. Then Katniss told her that peeing like a man “is really fun. Til they’re drips.” TMI! And that is why we love Jennifer Lawrence because she says whatever she wants whenever she wants.
BTW if you want to know what a GoGirl is, you can watch the video below.

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Kelly Ripa takes a Selfie of her butt
April 22nd, 2014 under Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. [ Comments: none ]


Today on Live with Kelly and Michael, Kelly Ripa talked about a Belfie. A Belfie, is basically a Selfie of the butt. You hold a mirror with one hand and your camera phone in the other and snap the picture. Her demonstration would’ve worked a lot better if she actually had a bum. No offense, but she doesn’t have one. Now Michael Strahan on the other hand, he has one that totally needs a Belfie.
Do you think you are going to switch from Selfies to Belfies? And if you are narcissistic if you take too many Selfies, then what are you if you take too many Belfies? Besides the butt of all jokes! See Kim Kardashian!

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