Remember in 2009 when Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs by telling her, “Imma let you finish?” Well, 15 years later, she tells him, “You are finished!”
The singer’s album The Tortured Poets Department is #1 for the 14th consecutive week. That means the anti-Semite’s album came in #2. This is the first time one of his records hasn’t topped the charts after 11 releases, according to Complex.
And now he is a tortured artist who is not a poet, and we know it!
Alyssa Farah Griffin was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen yesterday. One of the show’s fans wanted to know, “What was the wildest thing that you still cannot believe came across your desk when you were special assistant to Trump in the White House?”
I was kind of afraid of her answer because you never know what lunacy was going on in his head. However, it wasn’t as scary as I thought. What is it? “One day, he wanted to have Kanye West come and do a church service on the White House lawn to unify the country.”
Thankfully, they talked him out of it because that would have brought a whole new level of insanity to the 1600 Penn. And that was tough to do between the years of 2017-2021.
Julia Fox was on Ziwe’s Showtime talk show and talked about how big Kanye West’s penis is. Well, she didn’t say it exactly; she had the host extend her hands to represent how big it is. And it appears to be big.
I don’t believe Fox because Kanye acts like someone who is compensating for a small penis. I mean, he is one of the hugest dicks out there, and that normally correlates to someone with a small dick.
Not all men with small dicks are big dicks. But most big dicks have a small one.
And I am the one grossed out now because I am picturing his penis. So gross.
Have you ever wondered why Pete Davidson keeps getting all those buzzed-about women like Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, and Ariana Grande? Well, now we know.
The other day Charlamange the Gd was talking about the former Mr. Kim Kardashian on the Brilliant Idiots podcast, and the host told them about an argument he had with the autotuner last November.
The autotuner was upset because his estranged wife was “fucking a white boy with a 10″ dick.” And according to Charlamagne, the comedian’s penis is more significant than the autotuner’s dick. Now that’s funny. Although, it explains why he is such a dick. The smaller the one they have, the bigger the one they are.
BTW Is Davidson single? Maybe he would consider sleeping with someone like me? I have nothing going for me like his exes, but I want to go for a ride on him, I mean with him. With, not on. Whoops!
