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Would you eat a Dirty Dishwater or Stink Bug flavored Jelly Belly?
August 13th, 2018 under Junk Food, Odd. [ Comments: none ]


Jelly Belly has two new flavors for their fifth edition of BeanBoozled. They are Dirty Dishwater and Stink Bug. Who would want to eat those? Well, you won’t know you are eating them, because they look like Birthday Cake and Toasted Marshmallow, respectively. Therefore, you think you think you are eating the sweet flavor, but you are actually eating ones that make you want to hurl.

On that note, that is one of the old flavors from BeanBoozled. The 20 flavors in this edition are Barf, Berry Blue, Birthday Cake, Booger, Buttered Popcorn, Canned Dog Food, Chocolate Pudding, Coconut, Dead Fish, Dirty Dishwater, Juicy Pear, Peach, Rotten Egg, Stinky Socks, Spoiled Milk, Stink Bug, Strawberry Banana Smoothie, Toasted Marshmallow, Toothpaste and Tutti-Fruitti.

As nasty as they sound, I want to try every one of them. Just to see what they taste like. Then, after I had one of each, I will put them all in a bowl and give it to my friends. But I won’t tell them about the yucky flavors, I will just let them think they are all the yummy ones. Is that wrong?

If you are not evil like me, then you can add BeanBoozled to your game night. For just $13.99, you can buy the game that comes with two packs of the jellybeans and a spinner. Imagine how much fun it will be to play after a few drinks? Maybe not because one or more of those flavors will make them want to barf! Most likely the one that tastes like barf!

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How can we have Valentine’s Day without candy Sweethearts?
July 26th, 2018 under Junk Food, Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]


Remember when you were a kid and every Valentine’s Day, you looked forward to someone giving you a box of candy Sweethearts. You could not wait to see what was written on those little hearts. You actually enjoyed eating them even though they tasted disgusting.

Why am I telling you all of this? Well Necco the company that makes those Sweethearts, Neeco Wafers, Mary Jane, Clark chocolate bar and so many of the other candies we love, abruptly closed down their factory in Boston on Tuesday. The Boston Globe says that the company filed for bankruptcy in May and were bought by another company who bought and sold them. It looks like the new owners deiced to pull the plug on the them and now we do not know if they will ever reopen.

Since we do not know who the new owners are, we cannot petition them to reopen. I mean, how do we have, Valentine’s Day and Halloween without them? It just won’t be as sweet. There has to be a way to tell them we need our Necco candy! Save the Sweethearts.

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Oreo is debuting 3 new flavors in May
December 13th, 2017 under Fast Food, Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]


I don’t know about you but every time Oreo adds a new flavor, I have to try it out. Except for the Mystery Flavor (aka Fruity Pebbles) and Caramel Apple, they have all been pretty gross. Since most of them have been duds, Nabisco decided to ask their fans to tell them what flavors they want and in May we will get to taste them. According to Today, it will be Cherry Cola Oreos, Kettle Corn Oreos, and Pina Colada Oreo Thins. Yes, I will try all three, but I think the only one that won’t be thrown out after one cookie will be Cherry Cola. What do you think of those three limited edition flavors?

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Oreo Peeps are a thing!
February 17th, 2017 under Fast Food, Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]


Ever wonder what could make Oreos and Peeps even better than they already are? How about combining the two? That is exactly what they are doing this Easter/Passover season.

Starting next week, Walmart will be selling vanilla flavored Oreos with Marshmallow Peeps Flavor Creme in the middle. Sounds likes a dream come true. All you need is a Cadbury Egg to go with it and this will be the best Spring ever!

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Oreo Cadbury Eggs are a thing!
January 16th, 2017 under Fast Food, Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]


If you are like me, then you look forward to Easter every year because of Cadbury Eggs. What could make them more special? How about if they are Oreo flavored? Oh yes! They are thing and according to People Magazine they will be available in the States a month from now. I don’t know about you, but it has be hopping around like a bunny!
Seriously, this is the best thing to happen to candy since Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups with Reese’s Pieces inside of them. Have you tried those little pieces of heaven on Earth? So scrumptious.

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