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Did Oreo just create their most orgasmic cookie? |
| December 11th, 2020 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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I never thought that Oreo could top their Most Stuff cookie, but it turns out they can. Next month, they are releasing a triple layer one.
That’s right; the chocolate cookie sandwich will be stuffed with a layer of the OG creme, brownie, and cookie dough. Am I the only one who is wet thinking about getting my mouth on a Brookie-O?
Is it 2021 yet? Because I must have this now! Not weeks from now, now!
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Lady Gaga gets her own Oreo |
| December 2nd, 2020 under Junk Food, Lady Gaga. [ Comments: none ]
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Celebrities get a lot of accolades throughout their careers. I think Lady Gaga just got one of the coolest.
Oreo is dedicating a cookie to Mama Monster in honor of her sixth studio album Chromatica. The vanilla outside will be pink and feature images from the album, while the creme will be green.
The Chromatica Oreo will be available sometime next month for a limited time.
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Will you follow the rainbow to Skittles Gummies? |
| November 12th, 2020 under Junk Food. [ Comments: none ]
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Have you ever wished that Skittles and Gummies would get married and make Skittle Gummies babies? Well, the proud pop announced that they are giving birth to a new candy next year. That’s right. We are getting Skittles Gummies.
See, there is something good at the end of the rainbow that is 2021 and tastes sweet! I wonder if you will get as much of a sugar high eating them as you do the hardish candy. Am I the only one who starts singing that song from Empire Records after they taste a little bag of the rainbow treats?
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Do you think a shitake mushroom-flavored candy cane will taste like 💩? |
| September 3rd, 2020 under Junk Food, Odd, Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]
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Archie McPhee has a lot of interesting flavored candies, to put it nicely. They have candy canes that taste like pizza, kale, clam, ham, pickle, bacon, and mac & cheese. Now, they are adding three new flavors into the mix.
Would you suck on a stick that tastes like pho, ketchup, or shitake mushroom? As grossed out as I am, I would try them all. You never know if something is good or bad until you try it.
I wonder how many people will send the ketchup-flavored canes to Ed Sheeran as a baby present. We know how much he loves the red sauce.
I think the next candy cane flavor they should come up is fruit cake. How much fun would that be to put in someone’s stocking?
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There is a new Girl Scouts cookie flavor coming in 2021 |
| August 18th, 2020 under Junk Food. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Are you the type of person who gets all excited for Girl Scouts cookie season? Well, you have another reason to be excited, because they have a new flavor joining Thin Mints and Samoas. Coming in January, you can try the French toast–inspired Toast-Yay cookie. They taste like french toast and they are dipped in frosting to make it even sweeter. That makes it even harder to say no to them,
However, we will not be able to say no to the girls in front of our local supermarkets or dispensaries. That is because they will be doing virtual cookie booths for 2021 due to the coronavirus pandemic. Now, when you go shopping on Amazon, Etsy, or Chewy, they will pop up offering you their sugar addicition. Just joking.
They actually will be on social media. Therefore, if you don’t want to be bombarded with their hard sell, unfollow all of the parents you know whose kids are girl scouts.
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