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Josh Groban’s TMI |
| August 2nd, 2021 under Josh Groban. [ Comments: none ]
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Josh Groban has no problem sharing private details about his life. His latest share is the cherry on top. Or should I say bottom because that is where it is going to be coming out?
The singer was eating a bowl of cherries when he accidentally swallowed a pit. So, he asked his fans, how big of a tree will he be pooping? But all I could think is when he does, he will be thinking that he popped his cherry. I mean, pooped his cherry.
I am sure the former happened a long time ago. Who wouldn’t want to have sex with him just to hear what he sounds like when he orgasms. I know I want to hear what that sounds like because not only will you feel like you are in heaven, but you will be listening to the harps coming from his mouth. It will be Heaven on Earth! Oh baby, do you know what that is worth? Wrong singer.
I have to go play with another fruit after thinking about that…
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The Kardashians are going to get their hands dirty on HGTV |
| May 24th, 2021 under Gwyneth Paltrow, HGTV, Howie Mandel, Josh Groban, Kevin Hart, LeAnn Rimes, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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|  HGTV Celebrity IOU is returning to HGTV on June 21st, and it is going to be another star-studded season. Several celebrities are going to join Drew and Johnathan Scott to renovate the home of someone they care about.
The celebs appearing on the show this season are Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian West and Kendall Jenner, LeAnne Rhimes, Kevin Hart, Gwyneth Paltrow, Darren Criss, Josh Groban, Ali Wong, and Howie Mandel.
“Drew and I continue to be humbled by how many of these huge celebrities entrust us to be a part of their personal acts of kindness,” said Jonathan. “They can’t wait to roll up their sleeves and make these new spaces a reality as quickly as possible. The projects—and the fun—just keep getting bigger.”
“Each new story of thanks and appreciation makes such a huge impression on us,” said Drew. “That’s the magic of Celebrity IOU. We all want to give back to the people we love, and seeing others do just that brings out all the good emotions.”
Most people are going to tune for the emotions. Not me. I am going to watch it to see them suffer as they try to use tools to renovate the houses.
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Who knew Josh Groban has such a cute butt? |
| May 17th, 2021 under Josh Groban. [ Comments: none ]
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It is summertime and Josh Groban wants to look his best. So he is hoping he can raise up his gluteus maximus in enough time. How is he doing that? He is lifting weights, and as we can see, it is working. Who knew the singer with the heavenly voice has a$$ to match? Butt he does now.
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Josh Gorban wrote a song about how beans make you fart |
| April 7th, 2021 under Josh Groban. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://youtu.be/IeRF6eE90N0
Josh Groban has the voice of an angel, but the humor of the Devil. How does it sound when he combines the two for a song?
Bush’s Beans asked him to write a tootenanny that promotes their product, and his naughty wit shined through like his voice makes the clouds part so we can see the sun shine.
“It’s finally here and it has everything. The magic of beans, romance, whimsy, my father,” Groban said. “Thanks @BushsBeans for asking me to write this and for your donation of 250,000 cans to @FeedingAmerica. This was too much fun. Please enjoy!”
Grobs will work for food, just food for other people. I just feel bad for the Feeding America volunteers who are going to be smelling a lot of farts as they hand out the cans. Butt then again, beans are a good source of nutrition, even if they are a bad source of odor.
To read the clever lyrics, then click here!
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Josh Groban and Patti LaBelle will sing at the Inaugural Prayer Service |
| January 19th, 2021 under Josh Groban. [ Comments: none ]
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|  Josh Groban/Instagram
On Thursday morning, 22 hours after Joe Biden officially becomes President of the United States; he will attend the 59th Inaugural National Prayer Service with Interfaith leaders.
The program will “include prayers, readings, blessings, and hymns from interfaith leaders, celebrated artists, and other inspiring voices who will come together to mark the beginning of a new national journey that restores the soul of America, brings the country together, and creates a path to a brighter future.”
Patti LaBelle, The Clark Sisters, and Josh Groban will all be performing during the event. “A new dawn in a country so divided. I’m honored to have been asked by @joebiden to sing on the morning of his first event as president,” Groban wrote. “‘Faith’ is a word I’ve been discovering and evolving with a lot the last couple years. Whether you follow a specific religion or, like me, have a more personal journey to a definition of spirituality, I love this event because it invites all faiths, without the politics, to join hands. I’ve prepared a performance I’m so excited to share with you and with everyone involved.”
It is nice to have real religion back in the White House again. It is also great to have a man of faith occupy the Oval Office. A man who is welcoming of all religions and not just his own. We have needed that for the last four years.
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