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Does Johnny Depp ever age?
September 7th, 2011 under Johnny Depp. [ Comments: 1 ]



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Yesterday Johnny Depp was seen with a short haircut and a clean shaven face again and he looks just like he did in 1989. Seriously looking at him now at 48, doesn’t look exactly the same as he did when he was just 26 in the below picture. Out of all of the men in Hollywood, I am so happy he never ages because he is perfect the way he was and is!

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I want to get drunk with The Rum Diary
August 26th, 2011 under Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]


Johnny Depp is starring in The Rum Diary and it looks like he is back to doing the movies that he did right after he was on 21 Jump Street! I can’t wait to see the film when it comes out on October 28th because it looks like you will be laughing like if you had one too many shots of Rum!!!

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Johnny Depp got a haircut and Tom Cruise needs one!
May 6th, 2011 under Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri. [ Comments: none ]


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Johnny Depp was promoting Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and Jack Sparrow showed off he got a much needed haircut. The 47 year old is looking as hot as he did when he we got to know him in Nightmare on Elm Street and 21 Jump Street.
While he was looking as sexy as ever, Tom Cruise on the other hand wasn’t. The 48 year old Top Gun was looking like a huge mess and in desperate need of a brush at the 2011 Wiesenthal Center National Tribute Dinner honoring him. I think the messy hair makes him look much older than he is. Katie Holmes get a trim ASAP.


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Johnny Depp is jumping back into 21 Jump Street
April 25th, 2011 under Johnny Depp. [ Comments: none ]


Before Johnny Depp was Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean he was Officer Tom Hanson on 21 Jump Street and now his career is coming full circle because Entertainment Weekly is reporting that he will be in the movie remake of the TV show. But before you get your hopes up, he will have a small uncredited role. What that means, I have no idea and I am not sure if it is enough for me to see the film that stars Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.
Wow just typing those two actors names attached to the movie just brought a tear to my eye. And the tears keep coming as Jonah Hill Tweets pictures from the set of the movie that began filming today. Maybe Officer Hanson can investigate why Hollywood keeps remaking things from the ’80s, arrest whoever keeps greenlighting the projects and throw away the key.

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Johnny Depps loves farting!!!
March 25th, 2011 under Duran Duran, Jimmy Kimmel, Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz. [ Comments: none ]


Penelope Cruz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and she was talking about her two-time co-star Johnny Depp. When the host asked her about Jack Sparrow, she told him she only had nice things to say about him. Well Kimmel found that news “kind of disappointing”, so she told him that he really likes to let one Blow. Not like the movie they did 10 years ago, but he has a fart machine and loves to use it when they are on sets.
Can you see the Pirates of the Caribbean star playing with a remote controlled fart machine? I totally can! Not only that I can picture his mischievous smile after he gets caught, like a little boy who knows what they was bad but couldn’t help themselves.
You hear all the time that George Clooney and Zac Efron are pranksters, but I never heard that about Depp. Now that I have heard he loves to play with a fart machine, it just makes me love him even more. Doesn’t it do the same for you?
Now back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, on Tuesday Britney Spears is going to perform on the ABC show at 12m and on Wednesday Duran Duran will be doing the same on the show. Because I am psychic (well actually cause I was there last night), I can tell you that Duran Duran totally rocked it singing their brand new hit All You Need Is Now and their Notorious song of the same title. Simon LeBon sounds just like he did when I saw him for the first time when I was just 16. And the singer and his Wild Boys all look and sound as good as they did then. Seriously I am one happy Duranie today!!!

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