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Johnny Depp was promoting Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and Jack Sparrow showed off he got a much needed haircut. The 47 year old is looking as hot as he did when he we got to know him in Nightmare on Elm Street and 21 Jump Street.
While he was looking as sexy as ever, Tom Cruise on the other hand wasn’t. The 48 year old Top Gun was looking like a huge mess and in desperate need of a brush at the 2011 Wiesenthal Center National Tribute Dinner honoring him. I think the messy hair makes him look much older than he is. Katie Holmes get a trim ASAP.
Before Johnny Depp was Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean he was Officer Tom Hanson on 21 Jump Street and now his career is coming full circle because Entertainment Weekly is reporting that he will be in the movie remake of the TV show. But before you get your hopes up, he will have a small uncredited role. What that means, I have no idea and I am not sure if it is enough for me to see the film that stars Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.
Wow just typing those two actors names attached to the movie just brought a tear to my eye. And the tears keep coming as Jonah Hill Tweets pictures from the set of the movie that began filming today. Maybe Officer Hanson can investigate why Hollywood keeps remaking things from the ’80s, arrest whoever keeps greenlighting the projects and throw away the key.
Penelope Cruz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and she was talking about her two-time co-star Johnny Depp. When the host asked her about Jack Sparrow, she told him she only had nice things to say about him. Well Kimmel found that news “kind of disappointing”, so she told him that he really likes to let one Blow. Not like the movie they did 10 years ago, but he has a fart machine and loves to use it when they are on sets.
Can you see the Pirates of the Caribbean star playing with a remote controlled fart machine? I totally can! Not only that I can picture his mischievous smile after he gets caught, like a little boy who knows what they was bad but couldn’t help themselves.
You hear all the time that George Clooney and Zac Efron are pranksters, but I never heard that about Depp. Now that I have heard he loves to play with a fart machine, it just makes me love him even more. Doesn’t it do the same for you?
Now back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, on Tuesday Britney Spears is going to perform on the ABC show at 12m and on Wednesday Duran Duran will be doing the same on the show. Because I am psychic (well actually cause I was there last night), I can tell you that Duran Duran totally rocked it singing their brand new hit All You Need Is Now and their Notorious song of the same title. Simon LeBon sounds just like he did when I saw him for the first time when I was just 16. And the singer and his Wild Boys all look and sound as good as they did then. Seriously I am one happy Duranie today!!!
I know it is a forgotten memory because it bombed so badly, but Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie did a movie together called The Tourist. Well since the movie and the actors got nominated at the Golden Globes (for some reason), Depp is still talking about the movie and he spoke about hanging out with his co-star and her babies’ daddy. Captain Jack Sparrow told The Sun, “We often went for dinner with them. It was great. I’ve known Brad since the end of the Eighties. It was great to see him as a man and amazing father.” He added: “Angie is a stunner, so is Vanessa. And Brad of course. When we all sat together I was the only ugly one. I’m not the spick-and-span kind of guy. To be honest, I don’t like cutting my hair or trimming my beard.” Even unkempt, he would still be the hottest one in the room to me. Ever since I first saw him in something, I have always thought he was just so gorgeous and even when he was trying to look like sh!t (or in his daily life as he puts it) I still see his beauty. I can’t say that about Pitt as much, not that I don’t find him striking…but he is no Johnny Depp to me.
BTW could you imagine if he felt that way, how everyone else in the room would feel they looked with those four sitting along side them.
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The Tourist continues its world tour and this time Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp landed in Madrid to promote their Golden Globe nominated film. I bet these two can’t wait for the premiere to end because they look so uncomfortable together. It is like they are doing everything can not to be able to touch each other. They uncomfortableness is making me uncomfortable.
