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Bragelina are officially Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie again
April 13th, 2019 under Brangelina. [ Comments: none ]

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Today is a sad in Hollywood because Brad Pitt and Angelina are officially single again. While The Blast says they are not divorced yet, this just lets them go on with their lives as single people as they finalize all the remaining details to end their marriage and custody of their childen.

The judgment is good for anyone who wants to date them. Wonder who will come out first with their new lover? I say Pitt will be walking the Once Upon A Time in Hollywood red carpet with his new arm candy. Until then we are left to imagine who she is. Who do you think the lucky woman will be?

The former couple went public with their relationship in 2005, got married in 2014 and split in 2016. They raised 6 children together: Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne.

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Gerard Butler answers, who’s a better kisser Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
January 18th, 2018 under Andy Cohen, Brangelina, Gerard Butler, Jennifer Finnigan. [ Comments: none ]


Brad Pitt is not the only person who has kissed Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, the other man is Gerard Butler. Yesterday, when the latter was on Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen wanted him to kiss and tell and he did.

Not by choice, but because he had to. You see, Butler was playing Plead the Fifth, and he already plead the fifth to which movie he just did for the money. So when it came to reveal which ex-Mrs Pitt is better to lock lips with, he grudgingly, emphasis on the grrrr, said “Jennifer Aniston,” but did not explain why. You would think that Jolie’s softer and bigger lips would make her better at it, does not seem like it. I guess that is that why the say, “It is not the size of the boat, but the motion in the ocean.”

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Shania Twain’s That Don’t Impress Me Much is about Brad Pitt’s nude pix!
August 25th, 2017 under Brangelina. [ Comments: none ]


Shania Twain did an interview with Billboard and they wanted to know why she mentioned Brad Pitt in her 1997 song That Don’t Impress Me Much.

She told them, “You want to know the truth about this story? I’ve never told this before. I’m going to say it now.” Then she shared with them the story behind, or should I say in front of, the lyrics, “I remember I had a girl friend visiting me and it was near Christmas and we were baking cookies. I was writing this album and there was a scandal of him and Gwyneth [Paltrow] where there was naked photos of them. And this was like all the rage. I just thought ‘Well I don’t know what all the fuss is about.’ And this is where I got his, this is where I took it from. I’m like, well that don’t impress me much, I mean what is all the fuss. We see people naked every day. That’s really what I thought. I wasn’t picking on Brad Pitt. But that was just the association in that moment and things we make fusses about and whatever. Of course, it could have been any gorgeous guy.”

Anyone else disappointed that she was not talking about the fact that he is grower and not a shower? Because when I saw those nude photos, I know that is why I said That Don’t Impress Me Much.

Finally, I wonder if Pitt has spent the last two decades wondering why she was not impressed by him. I am so a Carly Simon song, I would want to know. Granted, I am sure he will be relieved by her explanation. He might have thought she was not impressed by him in general, when it seems like almost everyone else is.

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BTWF roles: Brad Pitt on Thirtysomething
July 18th, 2017 under Before They Were Famous, Brangelina. [ Comments: none ]


Before Brad Pitt was the actor that actresses wanted to have kissing scenes with, he was brought on to kiss an actress on Thirtysomething. Even when he was just 25 in that 1989 episode, he knew had to make kissing scenes very memorable!

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Do Brad Pitt and Gina Rodrigiez have something to tell us?
May 16th, 2017 under Brangelina, Do they have something to tell us?, Jane the Virgin. [ Comments: none ]


Brad Pitt and Gina Rodriguez were photographed smiling in slow dance like hug, so do they have something to tell us? Yes they do, but not what you think. Both of them are going to be on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert tonight on CBS and they want you to watch it.

Now when it comes to the thing you were thinking they were going to tell us. Could you imagine if the Jane the Virgin star and the former Mr Jennifer Aniston and Mr Angelina Jolie started to date? That would be like a telenovela. Especially because they look so gorgeous together. Plus, it would nice to see him actually date an actress who is naturally sweet and not pompous like most of his exes.

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