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Chrissy Teigen and John Legend reveal that baby #3 is a…
January 19th, 2023 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

On Friday, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen welcomed their third child. However, we didn’t know any other details.

Today the couple told all. “She’s here! Esti Maxine Stephens – the house is bustling and our family could not be happier 💕,” the happy mom wrote. “Daddy sheds nightly tears of joy seeing Luna and Miles so full of love, and I am learning you still need diapers with a c section!? We are in bliss. Thank you for all the love and well wishes – we feel it all! X”

Congrats to the Legends! Enjoy her and the silence when you can.


There is another Legend in the world
January 14th, 2023 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

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Chrissy Teigen and John Legend welcomed their third child yesterday. The couple, who share way too much on social media, haven’t posted anything yet.

So how do we know that Luna, 6, and Miles, 4, have a baby sibling? The proud pop made the announcement during a private concert yesterday, according to People.

Can you imagine spending the overnight in the hospital and then performing later that night? It sounds like he will do anything to get away from his wife.

Just joking. Congrats to the Legends.


Chrissy Teigen is ready to have her baby
December 20th, 2022 under Chrissy Teigen. [ Comments: 1 ]

Back in August, Chrissy Teigen revealed that she and John Legend are expecting another baby. However, it feels like she announced it way longer than that.

If you think we are feeling it, imagine what she is going through because she is the one that is pregnant. And it shows. Boy, does it show in this bikini!


Did John Legend just hint that Chrissy Teigen is a squirter?
August 31st, 2022 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]


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John Legend just launched a new video series talking about songs he has written about Chrissy Teigen. The first song he discusses is Splash off of his album Legend, which comes out on September 9th.

The EGOT winner didn’t say how the song is about his wife; he just played the lyrics and let us figure that out with our imaginations. And I so wish he didn’t.

Why? Here are the lyrics: “Let the water purify me. Wanna be baptized. Taste those thighs. Make ’em touch the sky.
Purify me. Bring me to life. Each and every time. That I take a dive in that splish, splash.
I’m swimming in it right now. I’m spending every night in your splish, splash.
The deeper that we go. You feeling every stoke.
Splish, splash, splish, splash, splash, splash.
I’m swimming in it right now. I’m spending every night in your splish, splash., yeah.”

Legend is obviously singing about her wet vagina. And it sounds like she gets really wet because why else would he describe it as a Splash?

And with that, I know more about the couple than I ever wanted to know. Will I ever be able to look at them the same way? I don’t think so. Can you?


Chrissy Teigen shows off her pregnancy boobs
August 26th, 2022 under Chrissy Teigen. [ Comments: none ]

Chrissy Teigen is pregnant again, and this is the first time she is doing it with her natural boobs. Therefore, they are getting bigger by the day. So, Mrs. John Legend has decided, “will name my baby with the letter my boobs stop growing at. looking like a g, maybe h.”

Who knows, maybe she will make it to Isabelle, Jessie, or Zelda?


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