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Did John Legend just hint that Chrissy Teigen is a squirter?
August 31st, 2022 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

 

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John Legend just launched a new video series talking about songs he has written about Chrissy Teigen. The first song he discusses is Splash off of his album Legend, which comes out on September 9th.

The EGOT winner didn’t say how the song is about his wife; he just played the lyrics and let us figure that out with our imaginations. And I so wish he didn’t.

Why? Here are the lyrics: “Let the water purify me. Wanna be baptized. Taste those thighs. Make ’em touch the sky.
Purify me. Bring me to life. Each and every time. That I take a dive in that splish, splash.
I’m swimming in it right now. I’m spending every night in your splish, splash.
The deeper that we go. You feeling every stoke.
Splish, splash, splish, splash, splash, splash.
I’m swimming in it right now. I’m spending every night in your splish, splash., yeah.”

Legend is obviously singing about her wet vagina. And it sounds like she gets really wet because why else would he describe it as a Splash?

And with that, I know more about the couple than I ever wanted to know. Will I ever be able to look at them the same way? I don’t think so. Can you?

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Chrissy Teigen shows off her pregnancy boobs
August 26th, 2022 under Chrissy Teigen. [ Comments: none ]

Chrissy Teigen is pregnant again, and this is the first time she is doing it with her natural boobs. Therefore, they are getting bigger by the day. So, Mrs. John Legend has decided, “will name my baby with the letter my boobs stop growing at. looking like a g, maybe h.”

Who knows, maybe she will make it to Isabelle, Jessie, or Zelda?

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Chrissy Teigen is having another Legend
August 3rd, 2022 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

Chrissy Teigen has some news to share. She and John Legend are expecting another child together.

“The last few years have been a blur of emotions to say the least, but joy has filled our home and hearts again,” the model wrote. “1 billion shots later (in the leg lately, as u can see!) we have another on the way. Every appointment I’ve said to myself, ‘ok if it’s healthy today I’ll announce’ but then I breathe a sigh of relief to hear a heartbeat and decide I’m just too nervous still. I don’t think I’ll ever walk out of an appointment with more excitement than nerves but so far, everything is perfect and beautiful and I’m feeling hopeful and amazing. Ok phew it’s been very hard keeping this in for so long!”

Teigen suffered a miscarriage nearly two years ago. At that time, she revealed that all of her pregnancies were difficult, and doctors were not hopeful she would be able to carry another baby. Hopefully, this pregnancy will go to term, and she will give birth to a healthy child.

Their baby has a big sister, Luna, 6, and a big brother, Miles, 4.

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The Legendds Family
October 30th, 2021 under Chrissy Teigen, John Legend. [ Comments: none ]

John Legend and his family are dressing up as The Addams Family for Halloween. The EGOT winner gave us a sneak peek while playing the show’s theme song dressed as Gomez. As he was tickling the ivories, his family was dancing to the song.

They look like they are having a lot of fun, and we are having a lot of fun watching them!

BTW Does anyone know where I can get the Cousin It costume because that is all types of awesome?

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Chrissy Teigen shows off her second boob lift
July 30th, 2021 under Chrissy Teigen. [ Comments: none ]

Chrissy Teigen is doing everything she can to get back on our good side again. In her latest attempt, she showed off scars from her recent second boob lift.

Maybe if she worked as hard on improving her inside as much as she does the outside, we would like her again. But she is too much of a Carly Simon song to realize that.

Simply put, if you are ugly on the inside, then no matter how good looking you are on the outside, you are fugly to the world.

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