Keanu Reeves is back as Jack Traven and looks like his age has finally caught up to him. Although, he still looks exactly the same as he did in 1994.
Yesterday, he revealed the first trailer for Speed 3: A Reasonable Speed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and it looks a roller coaster ride. You know, the one you would take your toddler on. So if the first two Speeds were too way fast for you, then Speed 3 is perfect adrenaline ride for you. It’s as thrilling as riding a Stair Lift.
Plus, the ending is perfect!
It was the moment that has been over a decade in the making and yesterday it finally happened on Jimmy Kimmel Live! No, Matt Damon was not finally a guest on the show. Instead, his arch nemesis and him went to couples therapy and they finally worked through their problems. By the end of the session, I am not sure they truly did but they did hug it out. So much so, I think Ben Affleck should be jealous.
Jimmy Kimmel Live changed up Mean Tweets this time. Instead of doing them all in one segment, they scattered them throughout the week. Since their work week ended today, they compiled them all into one video filled with A-Listers getting bashed by strangers on Twitter. The victims are Jeff Bridges, Kristen Bell, Benedict Cumberbatch, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Bette Midler, Liam Neeson, Emily Blunt, Salma Hayek, Andrew Garfield, Jack Black, Halle Berry, Tobey Maguire, Naomi Watts and George Clooney. Some handled it better than others, and other showed their haters who’s the Tony Danza. Sherlock responded in a way that would Beyonce would be proud and The Rock got his rocks off with his response; and that is why we love those men! Well almost all of us.
Earlier this week we met Pizza Rat, and today we are meeting Milkshake Squirrel. When the squirrel saw that some New Yorker threw out a perfectly good milkshake, she went into the trash, got it out and drank it. How she chugged it like that and didn’t get an ice headache, is a secret I want to know.
Now back to the NYC animals who are cleaning up the city by eating our leftovers, what do you think we are going to see next? The Fast Food Roach? The Pretzel Pigeon? The Hot Dog Dog? The Knish Kitty? What?
BTW while the animals in The Big Apple are eating anything but, the ones in Los Angeles are much healthier. Jimmy Kimmel Live captured some hidden video of Chihuahua Kale sneaking some of the green stuff.
The top animal makes me proud to be NYer and so does the bottom one!
Tonight during the Emmys, while Jimmy Kimmel was presenting Best Actor in a Comedy, he ate the winner’s name so we don’t know who really won the award. He claims it was Jefrey Tambor for Transparent, but there was nominee who wasn’t happy with the results. That nom is Joey Tribbiani, I mean Matt Le Blanc, who was nominated for playing himself on Episodes. So much so, he gave Kimmel a finger, the middle one.
I don’t know why the Friends star thought he won because barely anyone else thought he had a shot, did you?
