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You can sometimes judge a political candidate by the celebrities that endorse him or her and Donald Trump’s say a lot about him. Jimmy Kimmel Live revealed who they are in a brand new political ad and they are Dennis Rodman, Charlie Sheen, Hulk Hogan, Tila Tequila, Mike Tyson, Wayne Newton, Stephen Baldwin and Gary Busey. If that doesn’t speak volumes, I don’t know what does.
We have all seen Back to the Future 2. We remember Doc Brown and Marty McFly arriving on October 21, 2015 in Hill Valley. Well, turns out they also arrived on that date in Brooklyn, NY on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The ABC late night host was able to tell them how the 2015 we know is different than one they know. Leading McFly to admit our version sucks.
Doc Brown agreed and went back to 1985 correct his wrong. Before he left, Kimmel asked him how he is going to die. Brown told him, he will die next week by the hands of angry children who are mad at him for having their parents take their Halloween candy away. Something I don’t think you have to have a time machine to know is coming.
Jimmy Kimmel is in NYC this week and Tracy Morgan decided to give him a tour of The Bronx Zoo. Morgan picked that place because he recently bought it. The comedian was able to give them more information than any tour guide as they visited my favorite Bronx landmark.
At the end of the tour, Morgan revealed he’s trying to get some more giraffes at his zoo. He’s doing that by giving them some wine and singing Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get It On to them. Once he started belting out the love making tune, that is exactly what they did. Not only were the giraffes doing it but a bunch of other animals there did it too. Proving that not only can Morgan put a baby in a woman’s belly, but he can also put babies in all female species bellies. Way to go, Tracy!
NYers have certain impressions of LAers and LAers have their impressions of NYers. Why, we don’t know, but the feeling is innate. In fact, Jimmy Kimmel Live proved that yesterday when they asked kids on each coast what that though of people on the other coast.
As someone who grew up in NYC and currently lives in Los Angeles, I want to say that all the stereotypes about both cities is true. Although the Mets are a much better team than the Dodgers, that’s why we kicked their a$$es last week.
And talking about opposite coasts, JKL took his show from Hollywood to Brooklyn this week. While they were there the ABC late night host and his sidekick Guillermo took ballet lessons from American Ballet Theater’s Misty Copeland. The Prima Ballerina will never be the same, and neither will I after seeing those two men in a tutu. My eyes.
Lena Dunham is on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight and for some reason he brought some animals into her green room. She held the pig and he held the pussy…cat. They say you are the animal you hold, right? That is why I always hold female dogs in heat!
